DireBat

36694 pts · January 25, 2016


It's a humid summer night. You're sitting outside a McDonald's, eating french fries and licking an ice cream cone. Suddenly you hear the sound of wings flapping. The hairs on your neck stand up as the sound intensifies, almost deafening. You look around the night sky, wildly, until it dawns on you that you are not looking at the sky, but rather a giant fucking bat. With a flurry of wings and deep vibrating screeches the bat is suddenly gone. So are your french fries. And ice cream.

What kindd of dog do ya'all think Stanley is? (3 month, from the humane society)

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The 900

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Juuuust right

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Meet Rocket

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He could at least help fold...

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20-inch wide, 20-inches high

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Lazy day

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Woah... calm down now

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Superbowl bound

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Happy international cat day!!

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[OC] Bridal Veil Falls - Spearfish, SD (4032x3024)

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Thoughts?

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Happy National Cat Day!

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Something something Titanic

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So... cold and lifeless?

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The 29th summed up

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Cat Dog

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On cup three already

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I meant to type Keto hot dog buns... and this popped up

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[OC] Badlands national park, South Dakota (4032×2268)

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I read it with the lisp

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Fish

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TGIF

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So I posted this 2 months ago...

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As of today I've been sober for a year!

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Baker being cute this morning

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Shh...

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Spend a night downloading games to my kid's tablets

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I guess

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Supreme

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Hump Day

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Ridin dirty

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Wiped out after a visit to the vet

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R.I.P #42

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Livin in Minnesota

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Pupguin?

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Cheetos

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Don't lie

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"Whatever you do, don't...."

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Vital Info

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Damn that rap music!

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Royale Doggo

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Seems legit

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Officer Buck

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That's cold, kitty

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How many points for a dog?

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I've gotten...one...

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"It's on my arm, isn't it?"

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Get Down!

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Children....

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Ugh just wanted to sleep in

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Cat Stevens

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Bear breasted

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Food lovers

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Warrior

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Guard dogs

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Classic

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Angel Kitty

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...not licked

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