DiminishingCapacity

11407 pts ยท February 8, 2013


Memory is not as good as it used to be, IQ is getting lower, body aches... I am getting old!

Just put it on a doormat. Or under...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cheating!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think French is heavily spoken in eastern provinces like Nova Scotia and PEI, and some parts of Ontario too, isn't it?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got curious and tried to calculate per person in each province. Population numbers are from google search for 2023

Ontario:
86097521.00/15996989.00*1000 = 5382.11


BC:
30463430.00/5500000.00*1000 = 5538.81


Quebec:
40318908.00/8980000.00*1000 = 4489.86


Alberta:
28745874.00/4688576.00*1000 = 6131.05

I think Quebec is doing ok.

5 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

These yearly reviews... I am yet to hear a coherent explanations of WHY every company insists on this useless waste of time.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*she

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Thank you, I really needed that laugh!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they get headaches, like, ever?

3 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I can relate to oh so many of them. And yes, for me over-the-top style makes it even funnier. Just like it is in my head sometimes:) Cheers!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

never been in love, haven't you?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Get meds, the condition is quite common, and it is only one small pill a day. Regardless - great job!

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

For a massive anxiety!

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Fuuu... This is so dark, man...

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Most of us don't.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

#30 Amen to that, brother!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 I... Sorry - my friend over there - does not get it. Would someone kindly try to explain it to him, ELI5 (ELHI5)? Thank you!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 be highly motivational and helps me to start looking at it from positive prospective - we have a cursed superpower - hyperfocus. I am 50.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first one was a fun to watch

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

#16 I dunno how to explain this to my wife, my coworkers, or anyone for that matter...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I am not saying she is not beautiful now, but she was beautiful before too".

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm missing that so much sometimes, it hurts...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are asking a real question there

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/. You can start from first storys, or choose highest voted to see what's it is about. Warning: Highly addictive

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From what I recall, experts say the "no homo" part was translated wrong from an original's Greek's "no pedo"

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2