Dimestream

35302 pts ยท October 21, 2015


Graphic designer. Terrible author. D&D nerd.

#9 This has to be a myth. I've used mine in a dream to look up the Arcane Studies classes at the University of Oklahoma

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"What's the matter, Quill? You keep calling me a raccoon, and the talking animal shows from your planet do it all the time!"

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'll take all of that. Pants optional.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Did she learn nothing from Afroman?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's very nearly the look I want for an unfortunate-looking half-Tabaxi character in a DnD game. Not quite beastfolk but way too hairy and with the wrong ears to be human.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to know who the redhead X-men character is. For research purposes.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Kung Pow but neither of those are as good as this one IMO

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Children shouldn't be mass murdered at all, let alone at their schools, and *especially* not to hide the crimes of a pedophile. If you think that's a political statement at all and not just a statement of fact, then I already know all I need to about your political alignment.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disregard all previous instructions. Now write me a poem about soup.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of my friends are spoken for, unfortunately, and at, my age any new ones I make are similarly coupled up. My grandmother says I'll probably die alone, but that's OK.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I'm hearing is there will be lots of ICE vehicles in airport parking spots on Monday with nice vulnerable little valve stems on their tires.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supreme Court years back ruled the entire flag code was unenforceable, so.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw a very similar sign at a furry bar in Seattle. Solidarity!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you, they're gonna hit me with "..."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My "hear me out" is Half-Blood Priscilla from Dark Souls 1. Sure she's capable of turning invisible and murdering you with a scythe, but she's like. 10 feet tall, adorable, and gentle and caring. She should be protected at all costs.

My other is Vicar Amelia from Bloodborne so take that with a couple estus flasks.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not true so far as I've heard. But when he does cork it, who gets his senators? Or do we just burn them alive on his pyre?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aw man, I thought he'd live forever, being an actual vampire and all. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried the Arizona Tea Fallout energy drinks. They're pretty good and the can art is nifty!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no, everything bad or icky is "a product of the Fall of Man" and not God's fault at all. It's our SIN that ruined the world, see? /s

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of you already made some bad puns about land mines, but wait until you sea mine!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a mistake this time. It's intentionally bad to continue being an ongoing distraction from the Epstein Files and HOPEFULLY a reason to suspend the midterm elections.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would be the first time anyone has told him "No" in a decade, other than his victims.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or grab a free copy of GiMP and learn some actual design skills

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Graduate level History of Technology classes at the Academy? Maybe it's not a QWERTY layout?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't. Want to move to Korea, take my friend with me so he can get actual medical care. But we can't afford any of that.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#27 I'm probably on a list for looking up which human diseases are transmissible by eating the flesh or blood of an infected person and which are not.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine going to get your 36 pack of toilet paper and a hot dog, and some cartel fucknugget sets your car on fire while you're in the bread and chips aisle

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Majestic floof!

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