Dildmaster

2658 pts ยท December 7, 2015


Just move all the bibles into the 'Fantasy' section

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like reins to put on the horse maybe? I presume the stable/field was on the side that they were thrown from. Just speculating though.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah, when he was a coach at Middlesbrough (not the child, Robbie). UTFB.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your dog constantly stomping around, driving you crazy? Is your dog clawing at your furniture? Think there's no answer? You're SO stupid!

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

For a moment I thought you had someone else in mind...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was also impressed by this, likewise with Middlesbrough, when that's usually mentioned it's often with an extra 'o'.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And spelled correctly too. UTB

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like she carried one up onto the wheel rather than it popping out of her coochie mid jog.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please not again, I've only just finished therapy to get over my old babysitter Seamus

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But I'm not Irish...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Either to be honest, I for one am frankly sick of being ridiculed for my pocket sized pen torch, just because it's not as big as others.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pot Noodles

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5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No no, the locusts come after the rivers of blood and before the famine. WW3 follows shortly after.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor effort from the mother, she could have quite easily bludgeoned him with the pistol or the lamp.

5 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 11

Although it'd be pretty cool if we did, I'd like to consider myself as travelling at 67,030 mph in my car, not just 30mph

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but I figured they were going off just average distance traveled by the person, like we don't factor in the earth speed when driving.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You'd have to die on the maternity ward, in the same space you were born for it to be 0, anywhere else and it'd be low, but not 0.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

We have issues of course with racism in the UK, and we are by no means perfect, but its a whole other level in the US.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

like waving/nodding at each other as we pass on the road in our vehicles. saying this, we rarely have issues with police being heavy handed.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0