DigitalPizza

23398 pts · November 15, 2018


#19 This one is a keeper.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As an autistic person, I have learned that it is possible to be completely honest and not hurt people's feelings too much. Far less possible if you don't care about feelings in the first place.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The most inspirational take on autism I've read. Thank you for your service.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And I'm sure this woman has stopped many clocks.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sobs uncontrollably in 62 years old.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's been said before, and it's f'ing obvious, but I'll say it again. The entire Republican Congress is just as complicit in this destruction of this country as Trump is himself. Every damned one of them needs to be in jail (after due process, of course.)

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Librarian here: I'd like to think the point here is to turn non-readers into readers. For new readers, it doesn't really matter what they choose to read as long as they enjoy reading it. If you love reading, proficiency will get there. Imagine how proud someone could be reading your book like this the first time and coming back to read, understand, and enjoy the "hard" version after a year or two. High-low books are great, but there are a limited number of them. This can make any book High-low.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, I can pretty promise you that i care what you think, either.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I instinctively rebel at any statement that says "everyone of class X is Y." It discourages looking at people as individuals, and a distinction between those who are actively "me only fuck you," vs someone who tries to use their money to try to make the world a better place. One can still argue priorities, but to say that they are the same is doing both a diservice. One, who is at least trying to decent thing, versus the other, who should be the first agaist the wall when the revolution comes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But how ever will we find a real fascist to make fun of? Oh, wait…

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine has frogs—macho frogs carrying lunch boxes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. The man is horrid enough. We don't need to invent false stupidities when he has real stupidities to spare.

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

It more than doubled in two hours' time.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 She kinda has that batshit, Harley Quinn look, which means that she's probably the safest and sanest one of the bunch. #9 is my girl.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In general, I agree. However, it may be better to leave this one up because the top reply tells us it's misinformation. I wouldn't have learned this otherwise.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, alternately, pronounced as wed-ness-day. This is how I pronounce it because my spelling sucks, and pronouncing it this way helps me remember how to spell it. It also un-fucks up the English language by a microscopic but real amount. In this case, I honestly give no shits as to what people think of me for "mispronouncing" the word.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One might think that, but no. Even an infinite number of zeros will not add up to be anything but zero. You can't get there from zero, no way, no how. That's why the answer is undefined, but I suppose an alternative answer to "Undefined" might simply be "Nope."

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My god, thank you for this, OP. I'm almost sure that AuDHD is what my daughter has, and I never even heard of it before this post. You're right; I always assumed my daughter was angry or upset when she went non-verbal. Your post shows me this isn't the case, and between what you've described and what I just found on the internet, I think I will come to understand her much better. Thank you again, and I hope your future will suck as little as possible.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I bet the Celene Dion one would have been better with sound. Sorry about that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Oh, please, Ducks. If there ever was a time, it is now.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. I owned one of these back in the day. When you lifted it from the table its mouth would spring open. The phone didn't ribbit: it used just an ordinary ringtone. It had buttons to dial, but I *think* it sent pulse signals to simulate a rotary phone. It was of surprisingly high quality. I loved that phone. Fuck I'm getting old.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fixed it. No one will ever notice my subtle edits.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm not into trains, but I enjoyed this. And I love seeing people get excited about their own innocent little subjects of interest.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's because they are bombarded with anti-Kamala propaganda, and they don't know how to tell the difference between reasonable truths and pure bullshit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. Be proud. You got me laughing uncontrollably for several minutes. Thanks. I needed it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I often reply, "I don't know, no one will tell me."

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#23 This... would work on me. ☹️

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0