DictatorDapper

767 pts ยท September 28, 2016


I'm not popular or anything so I highly doubt this will be found. but, if you screenshot this and get it to FP I will animate anything you want as long as its SFW.

As a girl myself I question. Do they base these off size just above hips (forget the word for it) or hip size??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From boyfriend yes. From random guy, no.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

I'm so Australian for a second I thought those were cone shells and was thinking "well they're dead"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except in real life sometimes you find your half but they soon leave you for a much sexier half a square. Even if they were your match.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I allowed to like both

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have scoliosis and boy am I glad I need no surgery.. I just.. live with unfixable pain... forever. Uh. I realise it's not so good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All funny aside I hear they love neck rubs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved it too much I ate too much. That I got sick. Now I fear pizza. Is fear and hate the same. I can't handle it's greatness..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*hitler

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine were German but so utterly anti hitler my mum got beat for making a hurler joke.. good stories.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel this is only a pain another women can picture

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm imaging slipping over and my hips bashing into the sides getting caught cause they too thicc for their own good. And. The pain. I feel.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to create when the contributors beat up the thing you created

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally my favourite animal. I annoyed everyone as a kid because I didn't understand they were 'wild' and can't be a pet... one day...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

VHS till I was 7. Absolutely no regrets. Ok Jessica you have a CD player. But you don't have the aristocats do you HUH?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry but, you really must be a protected child to not know any of that stuff. I think maybe we were just poor, hand me downs...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was around the time there was that missile threat last year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd use one of those find anonymous people to chat with apps and for once not have it become a dating app for 15 year old boys

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His shoulders just get wider and wider

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same energy of pikachu meme

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He reminds me of an excited dog. I love it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellow Ziggy! I too have a handsome boy called Ziggy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PRESS X TO SKIN

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drugs are bad M'kay

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everyone but me personally having huge anxiety, when someone stops texting I stop. I think it's a hint they don't want to talk to me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should have* I'm great englisher yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Catpool should be have no fur

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now I want to be cremated when I die just to give some chuckles. Maybe make it a demand "let me turn into a brick then throw me into ocean"

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can't stress not to drink and drive enough. My cousin was killed in an accident, wasn't even him drinking it was someone else. You do good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Random note that I followed that guy for ages, feels good to see people you like blow up in popularity from some tweet

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0