580 pts ยท January 29, 2018
I'm just an undercover lifeguard with a couple dirty secrets and a handfull of business cards.
Ive blasted a few Smurfettes. Can confirm.
Explain
Someone get that kid. He's psychic!
I'd like 17, to be exact
I wanna fuck her till my dick smells like wasabi...
School shootings get me hard...
If Tunga "cliick click" spray, the water will "click cloop" stay! -Billy Mays
If you can get pumped up about a school shooting, but not take 10 minutes outta your day to watch Sean White win Gold. You're unAmerican.
Wood band
"Ohhhh Emmma I love youuuuu Emma ohhh f**ck Emma... Ohhh Emmuhhhhh."
Host Malone! Qumero, numero uno...
Ya... Except Messi > Ronaldo
Gotta pull the heat out with ice. Do not pop blister
Ice pack
You wanna know how I got these malaMARS?
Ive seen her nude tho...
As a hardcore Simpson fan... +1
Lol feggit
Ping Me Long Time
It should have said "It's what we doo."
That look insanely similar to the moment the roofies kick in.
Yeah Cindy, it's me- Paul. Just sittin here checkin out the shower selfies on my sister...
I just got a Tanya Hardon
Lol I'm glad he made one last smart decision... To Peep that dead life.
Why would I need a scope if Im literally going to point it at my head?
Ive blasted a few Smurfettes. Can confirm.
Explain
Someone get that kid. He's psychic!
I'd like 17, to be exact
I wanna fuck her till my dick smells like wasabi...
School shootings get me hard...
If Tunga "cliick click" spray, the water will "click cloop" stay! -Billy Mays
If you can get pumped up about a school shooting, but not take 10 minutes outta your day to watch Sean White win Gold. You're unAmerican.
Wood band
"Ohhhh Emmma I love youuuuu Emma ohhh f**ck Emma... Ohhh Emmuhhhhh."
Host Malone! Qumero, numero uno...
Ya... Except Messi > Ronaldo
Gotta pull the heat out with ice. Do not pop blister
Ice pack
You wanna know how I got these malaMARS?
Ive seen her nude tho...
As a hardcore Simpson fan... +1
Lol feggit
Ping Me Long Time
It should have said "It's what we doo."
That look insanely similar to the moment the roofies kick in.
Yeah Cindy, it's me- Paul. Just sittin here checkin out the shower selfies on my sister...
I just got a Tanya Hardon
Lol I'm glad he made one last smart decision... To Peep that dead life.
Why would I need a scope if Im literally going to point it at my head?