Dicho83

11173 pts ยท December 25, 2014


[Insert empty promise to commit random act of humiliation and/or sexual exploit for FrontPage views, here.]

Is death supposed to be on Hell's side? Death is supposed to be the great equalizer, the one true neutral force.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah man, that's Richard Pryor. Damn racists.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

His hair is trying to escape his soulless body and damaged mind....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Betcha came down with another case of cancer the next summer. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of *sports* I'd like to see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To all you downvoters, hes right. I taught non-violence to my son Oog. He was eaten by Sabertooth tiger & never fought back. Solved nothing

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We should have people outside the capitol and WH quoting our forefathers 24/7

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed, from time to time, with the blood of tyrants and patriots." -Thomas Jefferson

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

**hangs head in shame**

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She is the physical representation of 'quirky', sure as hell nothing wrong with that!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Including the last name of the male protagonist....

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Can you just imagine Nancy's face when it happened?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"As a woman, I am obviously an expert on what men want...." I'm thinking of starting the Dog Show, know any cats that can consult?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you offer humor any additional benefits? Healthcare? 401k matching?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, you're into snicker play? Kinky fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boy, I'd kill myself for a sweet deal like that!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Goddamn funniest skit I'd seen on SNL in a decade!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She was into humiliation, so I whispered about how everyone in the restaurant knew what she was doing & thought she was a filthy little slut

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's just say she really, really enjoyed her Pad Thai and then made sure I enjoyed the drive home.... ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, what is your password?

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I've used one on date of mine once. Connected via Bluetooth to her phone, so even if she stepped away, I could still fuck with her.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Damn, how hard were you looking?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I just think it's a set up. Op gets dumped and then "accidentally" texts an old hookup?

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

SNL*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That was fantastic! Why couldn't we get performances of that caliber on SRL? He ruined every skit he was in by giggling at the camera!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1