Deztry

22727 pts ยท December 3, 2013


this was jan 29th, you're still here?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They say death takes you to a better place but I doubt it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, I do it as a party trick. Once it hurts your tongue it goes out. You can't feel anything, but the taste is pretty bad.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Aka my new phone wallpaper

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why was I never told that gigantic turtles exist

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no helmet for road rash

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But for all the deaths to be suicides, plane crashes, or murders? Strange really.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are over 90 deaths connected to Bill and Hillary. All suicides, plane crashes, or murders.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 13

1 dose of LSD is around $15 where I live. That's a metric fuck ton of acid.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good luck, friend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the past two years or so the word nigga has become more acceptable.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 19

Selling crack.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half cattle dog, half pit ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My hero

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No lives matter, the universe continues if we're here or not.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

i cant breath

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bonzo got fucking rekt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the fruity nectar of the gods between the two booty cheeks of cardboard is orgasmic.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look up the subreddit /r/stonerengineering

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

at this point i just smoke the reefer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man I didn't drink til my sophomore year, and it was much worse

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

but it is mine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...then i cleaned the socket and put it back.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made a pipe out of a socket, a paper towel tube, and a tiny metal screen from a faucet just yesterday.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That looks rather unholy.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Is this rape, tumblr?

10 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 26