Devolv3

12519 pts ยท May 8, 2018


The longest i've waited was 20 minutes, but got an election sausage to keep me calm.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've barely registered no headphone jacks on my phone. I don't use them for music or movies anyway.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how safe these things are...I usually wonder tha bout 30 seconds after I've finished watching....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What should be done if dad put the cake in his daughters easybake oven though? That oven isn't going to handle it well.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been having an existential crisis since I was six. I just assume I'm immortal until proven otherwise...for some reason it helps.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH...none of that music was of any interest to me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If the hurrican is inevitable, they should just lay back and enjoy it.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

If we ban all the other stuff, we don't have to worry about shootings. There'll always be more left. /s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those smiles are definitly hiding something.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every reporter who talks to him from now on should start with "So how's your cousin?"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I can pray, but they might not like the god I choose.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing gods work. You even have 'Nun' in your username. =P

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a source on that picture....with the wAvy hair....for reasons.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

movies I've seen.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the best

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...non-euclidian welding tickets are hard to get. Good Job!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH wow...I remember this clip...i'm getting old.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 or 4 slices? It's important.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've alway been super gay for girls...which is a bit weird as straight guy.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Ok...but it's buying it's own drinks....he looks....like it takes a while to get buzzed.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8008135

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't abandon my kid, but they'd have to accept their punishment.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She cheated twice and you still aren't sure? I'd have booted her after first...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who is cornelia and where may I find further info about her...?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I often though Lex winning the Presidency was stupid...but then....well...Trump.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Figs: Vaginas of nature.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0