DevinMoonMoon

3101 pts ยท May 5, 2014


My twin sister is the Greek goddess Artemis.

Remember that cat's hearing is better than humans and you've put a loud noisemaker near their ears, just imagine how crazy that would make you too hear all the time.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck was this last Monday?!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not Cthulhu... Some of you people lack culture and it shows.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

That blanket looks very uncomfortable

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, go fuck yourself and stop saying creepy shit to random people on the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes I do

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How are they related to Denny? And are they just as craven?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carrier has arrived

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want Idris Elba

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

I know Google has become synonymous with searching. The joke here is telling you to use the company in questions platform to find evidence.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, get outta here Queen's English. Who needs ya! Don't be coming round these parts no more.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Durarara

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jessica Cruz is number 1, Alan Scott is 2nd, Hal 3rd, Kyle 4th, Baz 5th, John 6th, and last is Guy Gardner

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her, she's just making money for their family. That guy is just blowing it on prostitutes.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12:14 am here!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'mma let you finish but have you heard of Scrubs season 8?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"But it's alright because they are Nazis and I don't agree with their world view." There, fixed it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

What did I just upvote? I forgot what just happened.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure history mostly doesn't give a fuck what ladies were doing

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I didn't know my bedroom was the state of Georgia but my girlfriend sure acts like it is.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope, not a thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Separation of state and dank memes?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it, how hard is it to understand gender is a social construct and sex is biological?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Hey, I was born in that city!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not to mention the penis

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Security theater

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell Scrooge McDuck that in reference to gold. He seemed to do that just fine.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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