DeviatedPrevert

613943 pts · March 4, 2017


My name is not sexual. It is a movie reference. You have google. “Always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.” ― Richard Nixon

ok, well since he is not cooking crawfish, the answer is it will be infinity hours till they are ready, honey

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

check the tag, he is making maple syrup

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

he doesn't "have to" resign ... he was pressured to resign ... if he "had to" resign, they would say he was "fired"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

best troll ever

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I could give a shit and I don't give a shit mean the same thing ...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

dude, democrats only have 48 votes for that kind of stuff ... even without the filibuster it still is not going to happen

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

you know regular cane sugar is 50% fructose, right?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I could give a shit, I don't drink soda

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

filibuster doesn't apply to impeachment trials, you need a 2/3 majority to convict, not 60 votes ... dems don't even have a simple majority

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Survey Says .... SEXUAL INNUENDO!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

probably not, but I get what you mean

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

actually... dog behavior 101: if your boss is mad, look away

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

like how mexican coke uses cane sugar

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

does "decorum" mean "following the constitution?"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

removed how? how would that work? have you read the constitution?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

yeah, but the headlines go on page one, the corrections are on page 6

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

you don't want to have a fart attack

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yeah, tell them how fucking cool they look

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no, you nit, I meant putin needed to die

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

putin?

4 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 3

everyone has been trying to think of a way to shame J.K. Rowling ... then this drops in their laps

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

mom! .... bathroom!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

shoo

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Make electrodes a loop instead of just a low spot.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 21

here is a fact: the only way to get him out is for the senate to convict him in an impeachment trial. That will not happen.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I don't miss not being able to screen calls tho .... more than fair exchange

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1