17462 pts ยท January 12, 2014
I presume paint isn't something you've come across before...
Not sure what you are looking at, but I see sheep covered in paint splatters...
Sir, I am afraid to tell you this, but that is not a dragonfly.
He looks like Hannibal hugging a human
He really needs to stop covering his penis with flies...
Grandpa Shrek's eye
What the fuck are these things...
She is badass and knows it
Is this an American thing?
I am a straight female, in a relationship, and I want to be with your girlfriend...
I like OP +1
Kids are the best... and worst
I see a purple penis...
Believe me it gets better, it always gets better, it has to, just make sure you stick around to witness it getting better
+1 for effort
This is the best thing I've seen all day, it's been a slow day...
+1 for hiking
You need a banana, not a measuring tape....
Your colour scheme is fucking me up...
It's like Chucky ate Squidward and shoved on a star costume...
I hope my murderer does this with my hand print...
It's a frog!
Carnival rides for crows
This is beautiful
I like your curtains
As a Brit, I cannot look at this...
Bolognese hopefully
Are you high?
Is it bright red so he can see where he's putting it in the dark?... Is that what evolution has come to?
I presume paint isn't something you've come across before...
Not sure what you are looking at, but I see sheep covered in paint splatters...
Sir, I am afraid to tell you this, but that is not a dragonfly.
He looks like Hannibal hugging a human
He really needs to stop covering his penis with flies...
Grandpa Shrek's eye
What the fuck are these things...
She is badass and knows it
Is this an American thing?
I am a straight female, in a relationship, and I want to be with your girlfriend...
I like OP +1
Kids are the best... and worst
I see a purple penis...
Believe me it gets better, it always gets better, it has to, just make sure you stick around to witness it getting better
+1 for effort
This is the best thing I've seen all day, it's been a slow day...
+1 for hiking
You need a banana, not a measuring tape....
Your colour scheme is fucking me up...
It's like Chucky ate Squidward and shoved on a star costume...
I hope my murderer does this with my hand print...
It's a frog!
Carnival rides for crows
This is beautiful
I like your curtains
As a Brit, I cannot look at this...
Bolognese hopefully
Are you high?
Is it bright red so he can see where he's putting it in the dark?... Is that what evolution has come to?