DevNick

81 pts ยท August 30, 2012


...After you've shattered them with your head.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put my baked beans on my streak nuggets at lunch. Teacher said, "you better eat that". I ate it. Then she kept me in from recess.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, no needles. They all had guns, but nobody got hurt. When they found a bunch of bibles on the bus, they grabbed valuables and left.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me on mission in Guatemala in 2001. Tied us up, held at gunpoint while they robbed the bus. Our bus said "Turismo" on it though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Between June 23rd and August 25th...not too quickly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bern ward*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to work on software that monitored vehicle data as it was received. My coworker couldn't spell "receive". He makes well over $15/hr.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assure you I can train someone with low intelligence and no knowledge how to plug numbers into a spreadsheet with very little training.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I know people who make 6 figures that still can't spell worth a damn.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Bankers, too, since we have ATMs. I'm learning Italian from an app on my phone, so fire all the teachers.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Cars can be built by robots. IBM developed a computer that can give legal advice. I guess lawyers/auto-makers don't deserve min wage either.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

That's kind of the point though. That "your" job working spreadsheets is no more important in the long-run than their job serving food.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She never knew how I felt.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kanye's should come pre-filled in: To Kanye, From Kanye

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0