DestroyTheBrain

3648 pts ยท September 10, 2015


I had a buddy that tied his shoes like that. A week later, herpes.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You should just stop replying. It's only going to get worse. Also, I'm from Dorking.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I bought a Cornetto and some biscuits from you. You kept talking about a swan on the loose. Any luck catching it? Or the killers?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that next to cacapoopoopeepeeshire?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't glue your hand to your cock. Trust me...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that first guy works at the 7-11 by my house.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think most homeless people got there themselves by making bad choices and have no desire to start making good choices.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

She is Asian as fuck! Does anyone else see that?

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 21

Your own Stargate? Lucky!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BRA-VO!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That reminds me. I have some cheese that's going bad in the fridge.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why it's so stretchy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your Mom is gonna be pissed! And on the day before Mother's Day...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it smells bad. I'm right aren't I?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same joke on Good Will Hunting. Well sorta...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just do it. I'm sure you'll get a good nights sleep in prison.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey chucko, that doesn't smell like mud....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just tell them you're gay. Bulletproof.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P.O.S.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah, needs less dark and rapey.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like it or not, May will be here in 15 minutes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too, you dolt.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She's strong!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seems like she should be hunched over more.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would I care what my AT&T CSR looks like?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diarrhea. I'm sorry, what is diarrhea...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He must have had worms. Poor thing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's got man hands.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom ass needs mom jeans. Not bikini.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1