DerNacho

34417 pts · February 27, 2016


I feel attacked

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s the candle that smells like Joe Rogan’s vagina?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me smart

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not the fourth time today…

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love mochi, especially with bean paste inside.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains the laser raptors…

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Scaroused…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, that’s insulting to orcs from Middle-Earth.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like an orc from Middle-Earth

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’ll drink to that!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, I’m coming up on 5 months myself in 10 days. I didn’t think it would, but it does get better everyday.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good n you?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I find a certain joy in this.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He had to sneak up on it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried this in my 20’s. I don’t remember what happened.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to work in the sams club next to that office max.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Da fuq she wearing?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Is this a culture thing? I’m curious to know what’s going on with the tray of food.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An old white guy from Texas said that?! No way!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What sorcery is this?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those aren’t bricks. Those are cinder block wall caps

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big titties? Top shelf. Small titties? Beer in a can.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love seasons too, that’s why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#44 mine was very much Ariel from the little mermaid.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I moved to the desert from there three years ago. No ragrets.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I getting Kim jong vibes

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s pretty good for a bear.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0