DenverCoderIX

16610 pts · November 4, 2011


The sole imgurian on a 200 km radius -and that's OK.

I'VE BEEN SUMMONED

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

psychological therapy for PTSD), full recovery, 0€. Am effectively a cyborg now, if only my surgeon had been Dr. Gero...! /4

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

calf opened up from both sides to fit me with titanium plates and screws, sew back up, discharged next day, full rehab (inc. PT and /3

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

another battery of test, scheduled for surgery 3 days later (I was kept at the hospital while I waited, got my shattered ankle and half my/2

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had a gruesome traffic accident, got ambulance'd to the ER, full set of tests, ambulance'd to another hospital at my request, had /1

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

many men find her irresistibly gorgeous? She's a cave troll ffs. Then again, it may be just my personal preferences kicking in. /3

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 66

she went to such lengths to get the ritual to become perfect performed on her, why would she choose to look ugly as sin? And how is so /2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 74

Maybe it's because she's really not my type, but I find her "beautiful self" hideous. Like, it completely ruined the immersion for me: if /1

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 67

So I'm a book stored under a creepy theme park. Neat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, quite the contrary. I was trying to explain that not all men are lust fiends, going after everything that wears a skirt.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This only works if he finds you attractive, tho. If he doesn't, the "eww you ugly, girl; but we could be buddies" factor gains more weight.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 34

decisions and burdening your spouse to pursue a venture with no future is extremely selfish and a clue of other underlying issues. /3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

for some assessment. It's good to spend time on a hobby you enjoy, regardless of your talent for it, but letting it take life-changing /2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nah, they say to my face, maybe it's a cultural thing. I was being honest, our brains are wired on a way that this sort of deviation calls/1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry mate, but her "art" is painful to look at. I'm not really sure she has all her marbles, maybe a doctor appointment is in order.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

In my country, couriers need your signature on the manifesto before they deliver every package. The Anglo-Saxon world is a scary dystopia.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FREEZA -YOU SHOULD SPLIT

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was my granny's thread winder. No need for machines when you have bored to death kids hanging around, I guess :/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That salmorejo looks vicious, my granny would hit me with her zapatilla if I ever were to serve that at our table.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is odly specific, are you OK, mate?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

the chance of prying a taste of actual Spanish food and not just tourist-y grade try hard gourmet bullshit, your brain is going to melt. /2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Oh sweet :( Most of the dishes pictured here are the equivalent of calling a McDonals patty a staple of American cooking. If you ever get /1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Spaniard here, y'all a bunch of crazy mofos. That's not food, that's covert bio-terrorism.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and yet in Europe we face hefty fines and ought to trash perfectly working cars just because they are not eco-friendly enough.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shut up, boy! Think of the bloodline."

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's me! Somehow I have a dominatrix rep, but I love to be utterly dominated in bed, like, dangerously close to non-con play.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean, I love to give head while the guy is trying to concentrate on something, doing it well enough to make him fail is rather amusing.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I know. It's called 50h work week.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Ross helps me when stuff gets overwhelmingly stressful at work. BT headphones are a godsend.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#TeamShoe

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0