93404 pts ยท August 4, 2013
I write words on the internet.
People are too focused to find out who the bad guy is to realize there is no good guy. This is a war between murderers and terrorists.
Hey, I wanna do that too. My neighbor has a dirtbike.
That's gonna break in like 10 minutes, but real neat nonetheless
The guy thought he was the alpha, not having any idea his woman was the alpha
Fuck the truck though
Got a greyhound mix that's asleep like 80% of the time, but her bouts of zoomies are short and intense. Like, part of the lawn will be airborne as she zips around at 80kmph for like 3 minutes before collapsing.
Nice plants, bro
I do not approve
wow so ancient
Pet the damn whale already, jesus
This is my favorite day
Plotting a heist
Yeah, it sucks. Fucks with your brain. The other half of the year is way better, when it's dark 24/7. Makes you tired, but less headaches.
Then I realized I could buy every single game on my wishlist without even putting a dent in my account. Having money feels weird.
I was browsing steam the other day, checking if there's any deals on my wishlist games...
'Elite' is a relative term. A 'smart' 3 year old probably won't outwit an average adult.
Medication can't fix this
Pff, I could do that
Fun fact: the actors couldn't hear shit over the wind in that scene
Your work environment sucks
dat drop holy shit
Most trucks don't beep any more. It damages hearing and is hard to tell where it's coming from. Most use white noise from compressed air now
He does
Them's some Stardew Valley noises
Unfortunately, that's not true. Sometimes, just like humans, they simply turn out terrible, even if they never once get treated poorly.
I find that driving into walls is a poor decision in general
So you're saying you're self-lubricating?
Whoever designed the female zinogre armor snuck in a bit of their shibari fetish in there
No, it's impossible
Now spin into eternity
People are too focused to find out who the bad guy is to realize there is no good guy. This is a war between murderers and terrorists.
Hey, I wanna do that too. My neighbor has a dirtbike.
That's gonna break in like 10 minutes, but real neat nonetheless
The guy thought he was the alpha, not having any idea his woman was the alpha
Fuck the truck though
Got a greyhound mix that's asleep like 80% of the time, but her bouts of zoomies are short and intense. Like, part of the lawn will be airborne as she zips around at 80kmph for like 3 minutes before collapsing.
Nice plants, bro
I do not approve
wow so ancient
Pet the damn whale already, jesus
This is my favorite day
Plotting a heist
Yeah, it sucks. Fucks with your brain. The other half of the year is way better, when it's dark 24/7. Makes you tired, but less headaches.
Then I realized I could buy every single game on my wishlist without even putting a dent in my account. Having money feels weird.
I was browsing steam the other day, checking if there's any deals on my wishlist games...
'Elite' is a relative term. A 'smart' 3 year old probably won't outwit an average adult.
Medication can't fix this
Pff, I could do that
Fun fact: the actors couldn't hear shit over the wind in that scene
Your work environment sucks
dat drop holy shit
Most trucks don't beep any more. It damages hearing and is hard to tell where it's coming from. Most use white noise from compressed air now
He does
Them's some Stardew Valley noises
Unfortunately, that's not true. Sometimes, just like humans, they simply turn out terrible, even if they never once get treated poorly.
I find that driving into walls is a poor decision in general
So you're saying you're self-lubricating?
Whoever designed the female zinogre armor snuck in a bit of their shibari fetish in there
No, it's impossible
Now spin into eternity