"Urh Rick, why do I taste so good?" "Don't eat yourself Morty, it's bad for your digestive track"

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Got my girlfriend to binge Rick and Morty, reluctantly. Anyway she made these for my birthday today! :D

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That last part though

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Girlfriend made these for my cake day

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Saw Bristleback while driving home

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Just South Africa things

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21 Best One-Liner Jokes Ever

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My mom lets my cat drink out of the tap sometimes

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Girlfriend got a new kitten. That is all

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A Game of Windows

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