1618 pts · February 1, 2015
(Also, congrats on living somewhere sane. Any chance you want to adopt a married couple in their 30s?)
Don’t rub it in.
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Good to know! You’re only an hour from me, so if you ever offer tastings, I’d love to bring my husband!
Sauce: Otis Frampton https://www.otisframpton.com/abcdefgeek
Just realized you’re only an hour from us! Do you do tastings during your open hours, or just sell retail product?
I was once licked on both cheeks by a stranger in an 18+ club.
Shit! Does that mean I have to divorce my husband now?
THAT TINY TONGUE!!!
My dog was given back because the new home had horses. Dog wanted to “play”, horses did not agree. Can’t be upset though- he’s ours now!
I’VE ACTUALLY DONE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!
(2/2) that he would get zero credit. I owe him a big thank you for that.
My dad did this for me (his daughter). He helped me plan elaborate birthday surprises for my mom, knowing she wouldn’t reciprocate and (1/2)
It’s a play on Hamilton. That dog is NOT throwing away his shot.
I’ve got an old Nokia that could make that drop no problem. It may even still have some battery left from when it was charged in 2008.
I had a customer who ordered a 14 pump mocha with Splenda in a “for here” cup on a weekly basis.
TIL that sharkos are really just very wet, sharp doggos in disguise
Mine was only that way during the last couple dances of the night. It was “get me out of this dress or I’m gonna vomit”, which wasn’t fun.
Not my jam, but better than self-deprecating humor. I’d rather avoid the pick up lines and have a legit conversation.
I’m tired and thought these were goats until I read your comment. I didn’t know why the goats were separated into two sections.
I mean...I’m a woman, so I’m in a solid position to make the suggestion...
My husband showed me this and compared it to our puppy and I. He prefaced it with “this isn’t really you, but it’s kind of you”. #imthepig
2/2 sit next to a beautiful woman”
Why not make it about her? “I didn’t realize they upgraded me!” When she asks how, say “I thought they charge extra to 1/2
I mean, anyone who has ever accidentally “sharpied” something knows the trick. Pro tip: also works on whiteboards if you need it.
2/2 it until a couple years ago, when I realized he never had a watermelon in there. Sounds silly, but the fib makes me smile even now.
For instance, my grandfather was a farmer and had a big belly. He told me it was from swallowing a watermelon seed. I didn’t think about 1/
It lets them believe in magic for a little while. And when they realize it years later, they usually love that you made it so special.
Love this so much! FYI- I couldn’t see a photo of the information paper anywhere on the mobile version of your site. May be good to add it.
3/3 kids around her started shouting “meth” at her, while the principal watched in horror. One of my funniest teaching moments so far.
(Also, congrats on living somewhere sane. Any chance you want to adopt a married couple in their 30s?)
Don’t rub it in.
Good to know! You’re only an hour from me, so if you ever offer tastings, I’d love to bring my husband!
Sauce: Otis Frampton https://www.otisframpton.com/abcdefgeek
Just realized you’re only an hour from us! Do you do tastings during your open hours, or just sell retail product?
I was once licked on both cheeks by a stranger in an 18+ club.
Shit! Does that mean I have to divorce my husband now?
THAT TINY TONGUE!!!
My dog was given back because the new home had horses. Dog wanted to “play”, horses did not agree. Can’t be upset though- he’s ours now!
I’VE ACTUALLY DONE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!
(2/2) that he would get zero credit. I owe him a big thank you for that.
My dad did this for me (his daughter). He helped me plan elaborate birthday surprises for my mom, knowing she wouldn’t reciprocate and (1/2)
It’s a play on Hamilton. That dog is NOT throwing away his shot.
I’ve got an old Nokia that could make that drop no problem. It may even still have some battery left from when it was charged in 2008.
I had a customer who ordered a 14 pump mocha with Splenda in a “for here” cup on a weekly basis.
TIL that sharkos are really just very wet, sharp doggos in disguise
Mine was only that way during the last couple dances of the night. It was “get me out of this dress or I’m gonna vomit”, which wasn’t fun.
Not my jam, but better than self-deprecating humor. I’d rather avoid the pick up lines and have a legit conversation.
I’m tired and thought these were goats until I read your comment. I didn’t know why the goats were separated into two sections.
I mean...I’m a woman, so I’m in a solid position to make the suggestion...
My husband showed me this and compared it to our puppy and I. He prefaced it with “this isn’t really you, but it’s kind of you”. #imthepig
2/2 sit next to a beautiful woman”
Why not make it about her? “I didn’t realize they upgraded me!” When she asks how, say “I thought they charge extra to 1/2
I mean, anyone who has ever accidentally “sharpied” something knows the trick. Pro tip: also works on whiteboards if you need it.
2/2 it until a couple years ago, when I realized he never had a watermelon in there. Sounds silly, but the fib makes me smile even now.
For instance, my grandfather was a farmer and had a big belly. He told me it was from swallowing a watermelon seed. I didn’t think about 1/
It lets them believe in magic for a little while. And when they realize it years later, they usually love that you made it so special.
Love this so much! FYI- I couldn’t see a photo of the information paper anywhere on the mobile version of your site. May be good to add it.
3/3 kids around her started shouting “meth” at her, while the principal watched in horror. One of my funniest teaching moments so far.