Definitelynotsteve

12060 pts ยท June 20, 2012


I have cats, internet, and crippling social anxiety. I think I fit in pretty well with this community.

Terrible for your teeth. Not recommended to keep as a permanent piercing

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kitten is pretty small may not b supposed to eat dry food yet, hence the higher bowl

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Tried that at a minimum wage job right out of college. Noone else cared or wanted to stir shit up. Other workers Got pissed at me for not jumping p to help when I took mine.

I had just graduated with a poly sci degree and knew my rights, even if I couldn't get anything better than minimum wage. It was a pretty disheartening introduction to the workforce.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Write K in chalk on the sidewalk infront of their house

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am concerned that these unsubstantiated claims being touted as fact (regardless of if they were intentionally released for that purpose or not) are going to undermine any case against Trump and others by painting liberals as "crazy idiots who will believe anything written down"... like we mock Qanon.

Not that they are not corrupt, evil, pedophiles, but the emails between them are far more damning that someone calling in a tip

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he wanted to or tried to buy one with his name on it at some point, but couldn't because of the felonies.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 days until the complete Ants is released!!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm going to be honest, I skipped this one because I assumed it was going to be boring and informative. I stand corrected.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It being a long continuous shot makes that unlikely

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit you did "Dear Dumb Diary" too? I love your stuff!!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do have kids! If my parents were not well off and very willing to help I would be fucked.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna know if she got picked!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My stepdaughter was distraught that her toy bird was not in its nest. Multiple nights we had to calm her down while she cried "The birdys not in his home!!" We search all over for it. A month later she brings the bird back from her mother's house and says "yeah. I snuck him home in my pocket". Fantastic

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its insane to go through it and suddenly there are so many people who share their story too. 1/4 of pregnancy ends in miscarriage and i dont think people really know how to deal with that beyond trying to forget.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We made cat shelves for my 9 babies.... the little fuckers used them to break into our drop ceiling and now I cant keep them out.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love my dad. But if my mother happens to die first I will probably never go out of my way to see him. He is not a bad man, nor is he a very good man. I think he loves me, but he is also always disappointed in me. Closest I've been to him is when he drinks. I used to look forward to vacations or parties where he would get drunk. I still do. Feels like the only time he actually enjoys talking to me

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thought too. I'd rather have a 20 yo appliance i know how to fix than a brand new one that can brick itself at any moment

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New to homeownership. Trying to fix the dryer that came with the house. My mom has offered to buy us a new one, but I am determined to at least try and see what I can learn before giving it. Tomorrow our replacement motor comes in and I will know if I am victorious

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you also just watch the last week tonight episode?

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes! You should be happy your face babies are safe and able to make more babies. You are thier universe; be a kind and caring one.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like I would only get to wear those tights once before I broke a string either while wearing it or in the wash

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just sent to my kid :) hope it makes her smile too

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude I went 2 days after Halloween and there was almost Nothing! Hell, I went a week BEFORE Halloween and it was nearly all replaced by Christmas. I was really banking on the after holiday sales to get myself another skeleton too :(

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems accurate and very skilled, but i have a terrible memory and wish there was a side by side comparison. Im bad at telling actors apart

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What did presidential parties/ events look like before? I never payed attention to them, but i cannot imagine Obama getting away with scantily clad women as entertainment for his guests...

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I know im taking this too seriously, but those are obviously not for trick or treating. Unpeeled bananas/oranges would not hold up. Its clearly snacks for a Halloween themed party. In which case, it os entirely standard to have a fruit plate available

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Omg that one confused me so much. Thank you for pointing that out!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know the full truth of it, but i saw that many military members are still getting their paychecks fronted by USAA. The bank knows it will get the money back after the shutdown, so they may not be suffering the way some government employees are

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor baby. Some pets need their space, and thats ok. Hope you took good care of him!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, on third thought, I think I'll have a triple

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0