Definitelyanaccount

68687 pts · March 31, 2014


Something about myself

I'm not trying to be mean.

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Saved my marriage

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Well I am 28 now but this still holds true.

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Waking up

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A creative way to encourage road repair.

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Lessons

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Not as awkward as today

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Thanos killing arrow?

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Makes me think of all the time I wasted

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I wonder if realizing this makes me old

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Obey

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For future use...

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Textless versions of the Vanity Fair Covers

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Problem solving

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Manufactured

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If you need some cuteness

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I feel like it's a common theme that a lot of superheros weaken themselves due to the fear of hurting others. Until they don't care.

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For the Marvel fan with very little time.

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No one can escape

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These people should be held accountable for their promises.

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Kajiit has Wares if you have coin.

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He makes me laugh so hard it feels like there is a metal pipe through my gut.

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You are stupid.

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And the Darwin award of the day goes too......

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Just in case you can't find a human.

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I'm coming up on my first anniversary. And my old coach sent me this.

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When we overtook them in points

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The Truth is always Scarier

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I did this once but my door was fully open in a studio apartment.

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Who ordered the pets on the left?

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Atleast this is better then responding to a clown call.

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Random

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My dog hasn't quite figured out how to use a bed yet.

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Bird person’s big day at Blood Ridge on Glapflap’s third moon against the Gromflomites

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I have encountered 3 of these fuckers so far.

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Not a bad back and forth.

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Theory Time

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Letter from President Bush to President Elect Clinton

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And... Here.. We... Go

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Eh I don't totally agree with this but it's a bit true

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They aren't Firefly.

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Happy Veteran's Day Tomorrow

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Are daily carry pictures still a thing?

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Damn the media has it rough

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Wallace Carothers was a great man.

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It's only when I'm behind the wheel.

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What I will be doing for the next four hours.

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It's about money

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"Satire"

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Has anyone heard anything about this? Google shows nothing.

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Those Bastards

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They are posted ten minutes apart. That was a quick snatch and post.

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First thing I Favorited while sitting in a bath last year.

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Prediction, This is Han and Leia's son

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