DefinitelyNotYourExGirlfriend

4831 pts ยท February 16, 2015


That's really impressive makeup! I thought this was a legit sliced finger, and I'm a nurse!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They have similar teeth, noses and eyes. I have concluded, through creeping many couples, that this is a factor! Meant to be!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably already on a list. You should see my text messages!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Repost!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a putanesca.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Riiiight?! Like as a girl, it is really awkward seeing guys who nuts over every girl on the front page. Some comments are disturbing.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I've heard guys jerk off mooore while in relationships. Can any men confirm or deny ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wife. Her.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good investigative skills!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drugs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that, a bagel?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, i can't smoothly unclasp my own most days!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a girl.. Can confirm. Have done these.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't be nearly as hard if you made a wheeled sled so they could pull you around the house! Duh!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too much nip.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to leave the drawer OPEN so she can make a nest in your underwear.

10 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

20 degrees Celsius is a nice day :) 20 degrees Fahrenheit is almost -7 degrees Celsius and a mild winter day!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mario Kart 64 can actually be made into an outstanding drinking game. The rules are awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean to be fair, not even dogs wanna be put down. I understand children are expensive but like.. There are other options man!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shit got real

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I expected this to end in you getting horrible bloating and gas next to attractive women and crying yourself to sleep that night.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psh whatever. The queen left her hat on. Little girl can do what she wants! Double standards, I tell ya!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened to me this morning. I can never make omelettes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a paranoid girlfriend, i would request that you specify exactly what you are doing and with who.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sooooo funny! Lies and manipulation are just a hoot!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm in the medical field. I have not once considered anyone who doesn't find cheating funny a "little bitch". You're just an asshole, dude.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're an idiot.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This makes me so uncomfortable because i can just imagine how many people would just cut around it and sell the meat anyways.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well to be fair they did have methods for abortions then too

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Adultery is cheating on your spouse..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0