11466 pts · December 14, 2013
Hello there. I am a person. A real human person with a love of long coats. I am certainly not several badgers atop one another's shoulders wearing a long coat which I love. No sir. That's preposterous.
Quite what?
Trump? Is that you?
That sounds like an awful smoothie.
What? He stroked the breasts then blabbed about it?
I am and I am inevitable Iron Man.
I'm a wizard. This is correct.
Hypnotise by System of a Down
Is that a dog? Or a cat? Or a rat? Or some unholy union of the three? Racatog? Doracat? Cadorat? Either way, it needs to go in the bin.
So this weekend me and my wife went to Aunt Beryl's and she made her magic shit fried donkey hooves. Let me tell you about SHUT THE FUCK UP
Wasn't that War Machine?
Who was being a racist in Gregg's?
They did but luckily the community came together and replaced the food. It was great!
I met an armadillo called Preston today and I'd say you need one of those as well.
You've all got snakes on the brain.
Is there any kind of middle ground available?
Deadpool is pansexual. Literally anything is fuckable to him.
My slinky never even made it down a goddamn full flight of stairs.
The Good Place, a Netflix Show.
Could you leave your friends behind?
.
They clearly say ЯATƧ.
Quite what?
Trump? Is that you?
That sounds like an awful smoothie.
What? He stroked the breasts then blabbed about it?
I am and I am inevitable Iron Man.
I'm a wizard. This is correct.
Hypnotise by System of a Down
Is that a dog? Or a cat? Or a rat? Or some unholy union of the three? Racatog? Doracat? Cadorat? Either way, it needs to go in the bin.
So this weekend me and my wife went to Aunt Beryl's and she made her magic shit fried donkey hooves. Let me tell you about SHUT THE FUCK UP
Wasn't that War Machine?
Who was being a racist in Gregg's?
They did but luckily the community came together and replaced the food. It was great!
I met an armadillo called Preston today and I'd say you need one of those as well.
You've all got snakes on the brain.
Is there any kind of middle ground available?
Deadpool is pansexual. Literally anything is fuckable to him.
My slinky never even made it down a goddamn full flight of stairs.
The Good Place, a Netflix Show.
Could you leave your friends behind?
.
They clearly say ЯATƧ.