DefinitelyNotThreeBadgersInAnOvercoat

11466 pts · December 14, 2013


Hello there. I am a person. A real human person with a love of long coats. I am certainly not several badgers atop one another's shoulders wearing a long coat which I love. No sir. That's preposterous.

Quite what?

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Trump? Is that you?

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That sounds like an awful smoothie.

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What? He stroked the breasts then blabbed about it?

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I am and I am inevitable Iron Man.

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I'm a wizard. This is correct.

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Hypnotise by System of a Down

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Is that a dog? Or a cat? Or a rat? Or some unholy union of the three? Racatog? Doracat? Cadorat? Either way, it needs to go in the bin.

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So this weekend me and my wife went to Aunt Beryl's and she made her magic shit fried donkey hooves. Let me tell you about SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Wasn't that War Machine?

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Who was being a racist in Gregg's?

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They did but luckily the community came together and replaced the food. It was great!

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I met an armadillo called Preston today and I'd say you need one of those as well.

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You've all got snakes on the brain.

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Is there any kind of middle ground available?

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Deadpool is pansexual. Literally anything is fuckable to him.

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My slinky never even made it down a goddamn full flight of stairs.

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The Good Place, a Netflix Show.

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Could you leave your friends behind?

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They clearly say ЯATƧ.

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