DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown

22379 pts ยท August 12, 2015


The first time I heard it called that, I had no idea what "the jab" was even referencing, someone had to explain it to me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see nothing wrong with the "too much butter" cookie. These look perfect. Am I unhealthy?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah Facebook has had this for awhile, I had a school trip there and I graduated in 2015.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was always the kid that hung on my dad's leg. Guess he never skipped leg day

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Love to throw Iowa in there too. Sick of our governor.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My black kitty loves fishies too but is terrified of the mechanical ones lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God I have an Android. Ain't nobody seeing my crusty face.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ah yeah the rural part is my issue. We live in des Moines Iowa and I'm not exactly a "country girl" I get that living here comes at a price

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in the Midwest...it'd be nice to own a home..

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd have to also be granted an immaculate body like everyone has in vampire diaries. Otherwise I'll just be forever young, fat and ugly

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I mean..are they still married? Cause this says just as much about his wife as it does him. I would never tolerate that shit outta my bf.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey practice makes perfect, I'm not here to judge!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's crazy to me that people who use this much toothpaste, can't tell just by the feel. I have toothpaste seeping out if I use this much

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I always sit up front. I love that shit. FASTER!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add peanut butter and it's game changer. Not as healthy but I just tell myself it's protein

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If anyone saw my nipples through my shirt, I felt like dying. I made my mom buy me padded bras even though I didn't need any extra padding

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I also hate this. We are always made to feel self conscious about it! As I've gotten older I've cared less, but in HS I was scared to death

4 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Same here! There are many days all I see are police killing people, riots on the streets, among other things. It gets wearing on the soul.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do I have ADHD? I thought it was just a mix of anxiety and laziness

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought this was the Unnecessary inventions guy

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes I remember when I was 23 also...good times.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Are people scared of being open and exposed in their own house? I walk around naked all the time, it's my favorite

5 years ago | Likes 560 Dislikes 11

My boyfriend's son does this too, we always have to tell him to move otherwise we can't see and we fall off the edge! Lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol this industry REALLY knows how to make people feel like absolute garbage about themselves.

5 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 7

Love the aesthetic of ur band! It reminds me of going to grunge venues before covid and seeing my cousins band downtown. Simpler times

5 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 3

I would hardly call that piece of cardboard a snack. And the wine is like 2 buck chuck. Maybe my church was just cheap af.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always found the longest word I could and tried to make as many words as I could out of just those letters

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0