DefinitelyNotEmmaWatson

7555 pts · November 29, 2012


If anyone's curious: no, I am definitely NOT the real Emma Watson. Or maybe I am... who knows? But I'm still happy about any fan mails I receive! By popular demand, a selfie: http://i.imgur.com/hbJvOG5.png -------------------------------------------------------- Badge of honor, received from the great @fartharder: http://i.imgur.com/oCbAo5K.png

So that means... I have a chance? :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the same reason Batwoman has a late-night conversation with Emma Watson, I suppose.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, since it was a big part of her formative years. Not everyone wants - or even enjoys - to ruin his/her childhood.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh my fucking god, you literally just saved my Imgur experience!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, it wasn't that much of a secret, really.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's the most basic way to see it. But it's not as easily done as it is said. In praxis, people need more concrete info than 'eat less'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Props to him getting that pussy real wet.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But easy to lift things which are barely 5' with heels :)

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I hate it when people find out :/

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If only. You wouldn't believe what people these days are looking for. I've seen some shit... :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... or for suprise butt-sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only Emma Watson would also be in this photo...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Actually, that's not true. The uniforms were designed by the SS (et. al.) themselves. Hugo Boss was just producing them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprise!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out 'Hitler - Rise of Evil'. It's a theatrical movie about his days during the Weimar Republic. Well worth a watch.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They outgrew their usefullness, so they were accused of planning a coup (Röhm-Putsch) and detained or outright killed.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thanks, stranger!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

German political parties didn't manage to form a majority gov. because boi on the left dropped the mic and walked out of negotiations.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good teeth are just one of the many benefits of being Emma Watson, I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Lemme try next: "What's our club's first order of business? To make it shine, of course!" - Wow, that was so terrible that I feel bad now :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like someone took a class in 'Terrible Name Puns 101' :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then it is decided! When do we have our first meeting?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We should found a club or something <3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is definitely more strong with the force. However, he is not more strong with the language.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dangit man, you're not a liar.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't distract us with your hand, OP! Show the spider! Prove your claim!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIME TO DIE!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We don't talk kindly to folks offering reasonable explanations 'round here... you better see yourself out before anything bad happens.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it doesn't! I just got my shot today and I'm fine. By the way: does anyone have any Schlagobers? I'm craving it lately...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0