MRW I fell for the old "if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer" trick in the third grade.... Twice...
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A God has risen among us on this glorious day. His name was @bismarckashitler
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Came up with an idea to secure my own private stall at work.
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Never forget this Oscar deserving treasure.
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Did someone say Pet Show?!? Pasha wants in!
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MRW my crazy ex texts me saying I should get new blinds because she can see through them.
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Finally saw these guys and 311 last night!
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