1285 pts ยท January 24, 2017
Don't worry. It's his sister.
I have a dog that looks just like this. He's the absolute best!
Mom probably dunks them in the water. That's how chickens learn at least.
Super cute. (but as a nerdy fun fact, cats are born with their claws out. They learn to retract them with time, not the other away around.)
Humans would be much happier if we just admitted that men are the more attractive sex. Let me be a weird, imperfect goblin lady. Let the men primp and perfect themselves. We'll finally be like every other mammal species on the planet when we stop demanding women be pretty and allowing the men to get away with their lazy nonsense.
Everything was great except the plot. The plot was a giant middle finger to fans. Which is a weird stance to take when fans are paying your bills.
Oh, that was the intention alright. Everything about that film was a 10 outta 10 except the plot, which was shit. And the excuse was some meta bs about too many people identifying with the Joker and trying to force you to care about Arthur . . . Just don't make a Joker movie if that's how you feel. If your whole career is in cinema it's a bad look to attack people for liking movies.
They're going to wait until after the election to decide how serious his crimes were. To avoid bias . . . As though knowing you're sentencing the president vs some other guy isn't gonna bias it more.
I haven't figured out where I'm supposed to get the endangered plants yet.
You're gonna need to hold on tight and force the alligator to roll your whole body. No way you're keeping up with it. Also, it's unlikely you'll have the time to get in the best death roll position, so the focus should be on not getting in this situation.
Immortality sucks because eventually you'll get buried under something and not be able to dig your way out. It might take 5,000 years, but one day, it'll happen. And then the rest of eternity is you alone, unable to move or speak, in the dark, always wondering if anyone will ever find you. But they won't find you. Reject immortality.
I don't know if they get points for them, but I do know they're a requirement and points would get deducted if they didn't do them.
It sounded like he meant "in 4 years, I'll have fixed all the problems so it won't matter who comes next". Not to defend the Cheeto or anything, but that's definitely what his followers heard.
Not to mention TV shows that always put in a bunch of stuff for locals to do, great views, everyone is employed, etc. and the main character is complaining about how shit it is. Okay, fam. If you want me to believe this is an actual small town people want to escape from, show me the meth users and haunted churches.
Sometimes things go wrong and people end up in space longer than planned. Sometimes women get conditions that make their cycles extremely heavy. If I'd been Sally, I would have demanded 200 tampons in every size. This is not the time to take chances! Don't get mad at NASA for wanting to have her back.
Just cause more people need to hear a very specific criticism I have of the Bible: A tri-omni god wanted to torture Egyptians with 10 plagues to show off his swagger and the best he could come up with was a bunch of frogs. Squishy, non-threatening, edible frogs to eat all the flies. This is not a god creative enough to have made all the f***in' beetles we got. Also, what's up with all the beetles???
Constrictors don't "choke" their prey. They squeeze so hard their prey goes into cardiac arrest. Just a fun, creepy fact for ya.
If she wouldn't have been lobotomized, is she really a ten?
I was just wondering where Allen Turner, the convicted rapist lives. Now I know he's in Dayton, OH!
The non-human women are lady bears.
The hypothetical question of, "If you found yourself lost in the woods, would you rather learn there is a random bear or a random man in the woods with you?" is viral at the moment. Women are overwhelmingly picking "bear", and men are losing their minds.
Fun fact about that "anti-gay" Leviticus verse - it's about incest! Seriously, Leviticus 18 starts off by saying "don't boink your cousins", then it lists out every familial relation that would count as incest by saying, don't do it with your mom, aunt, sister, etc. Then 18:22 finishes it off by saying "don't boink the dudes either". Naturally, conservatives ignore the rest of the chapter.
I'll have you know, women make up 5% of runners who've completed this race. It's just that only 20 people have ever done it.
I was a flight attendant for 6 months and every pilot I met got their training through the military. I also knew people who wanted to become pilots but couldn't get into a program. The programs exist, but in my personal experience, they're not the common path.
It's less common for women to be pilots because most pilot training happens through the military. Yes, you can be trained outside of the military, but it's expensive and hard to get into. So, until women are equally likely to join the military, there will be a discrepancy.
Sidenote: Children's pain should be taken seriously. If your kid has a headache, that absolutely is a fucking excuse not to clean their room. Get them some painkillers, let them kick in, and then make them clean.
Remember, the difference in a million dollars and a billion dollars is roughly a billion dollars!
Don't worry. It's his sister.
I have a dog that looks just like this. He's the absolute best!
Mom probably dunks them in the water. That's how chickens learn at least.
Super cute. (but as a nerdy fun fact, cats are born with their claws out. They learn to retract them with time, not the other away around.)
Humans would be much happier if we just admitted that men are the more attractive sex. Let me be a weird, imperfect goblin lady. Let the men primp and perfect themselves. We'll finally be like every other mammal species on the planet when we stop demanding women be pretty and allowing the men to get away with their lazy nonsense.
Everything was great except the plot. The plot was a giant middle finger to fans. Which is a weird stance to take when fans are paying your bills.
Oh, that was the intention alright. Everything about that film was a 10 outta 10 except the plot, which was shit. And the excuse was some meta bs about too many people identifying with the Joker and trying to force you to care about Arthur . . . Just don't make a Joker movie if that's how you feel. If your whole career is in cinema it's a bad look to attack people for liking movies.
They're going to wait until after the election to decide how serious his crimes were. To avoid bias . . . As though knowing you're sentencing the president vs some other guy isn't gonna bias it more.
I haven't figured out where I'm supposed to get the endangered plants yet.
You're gonna need to hold on tight and force the alligator to roll your whole body. No way you're keeping up with it. Also, it's unlikely you'll have the time to get in the best death roll position, so the focus should be on not getting in this situation.
Immortality sucks because eventually you'll get buried under something and not be able to dig your way out. It might take 5,000 years, but one day, it'll happen. And then the rest of eternity is you alone, unable to move or speak, in the dark, always wondering if anyone will ever find you. But they won't find you. Reject immortality.
I don't know if they get points for them, but I do know they're a requirement and points would get deducted if they didn't do them.
It sounded like he meant "in 4 years, I'll have fixed all the problems so it won't matter who comes next". Not to defend the Cheeto or anything, but that's definitely what his followers heard.
Not to mention TV shows that always put in a bunch of stuff for locals to do, great views, everyone is employed, etc. and the main character is complaining about how shit it is. Okay, fam. If you want me to believe this is an actual small town people want to escape from, show me the meth users and haunted churches.
Sometimes things go wrong and people end up in space longer than planned. Sometimes women get conditions that make their cycles extremely heavy. If I'd been Sally, I would have demanded 200 tampons in every size. This is not the time to take chances! Don't get mad at NASA for wanting to have her back.
Just cause more people need to hear a very specific criticism I have of the Bible: A tri-omni god wanted to torture Egyptians with 10 plagues to show off his swagger and the best he could come up with was a bunch of frogs. Squishy, non-threatening, edible frogs to eat all the flies. This is not a god creative enough to have made all the f***in' beetles we got. Also, what's up with all the beetles???
Constrictors don't "choke" their prey. They squeeze so hard their prey goes into cardiac arrest. Just a fun, creepy fact for ya.
If she wouldn't have been lobotomized, is she really a ten?
I was just wondering where Allen Turner, the convicted rapist lives. Now I know he's in Dayton, OH!
The non-human women are lady bears.
The hypothetical question of, "If you found yourself lost in the woods, would you rather learn there is a random bear or a random man in the woods with you?" is viral at the moment. Women are overwhelmingly picking "bear", and men are losing their minds.
Fun fact about that "anti-gay" Leviticus verse - it's about incest! Seriously, Leviticus 18 starts off by saying "don't boink your cousins", then it lists out every familial relation that would count as incest by saying, don't do it with your mom, aunt, sister, etc. Then 18:22 finishes it off by saying "don't boink the dudes either". Naturally, conservatives ignore the rest of the chapter.
I'll have you know, women make up 5% of runners who've completed this race. It's just that only 20 people have ever done it.
I was a flight attendant for 6 months and every pilot I met got their training through the military. I also knew people who wanted to become pilots but couldn't get into a program. The programs exist, but in my personal experience, they're not the common path.
It's less common for women to be pilots because most pilot training happens through the military. Yes, you can be trained outside of the military, but it's expensive and hard to get into. So, until women are equally likely to join the military, there will be a discrepancy.
Sidenote: Children's pain should be taken seriously. If your kid has a headache, that absolutely is a fucking excuse not to clean their room. Get them some painkillers, let them kick in, and then make them clean.
Remember, the difference in a million dollars and a billion dollars is roughly a billion dollars!