DefinitelyNotABear1st

4513 pts ยท April 12, 2016


There isn't really much to say. I'm not an extraordinary person.

I was like "heh farts" then I read this and laughed til tears came out. Hahaha

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The '06 rise of the antichrist was just off by 10yrs. He was elected in 2016.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh my god! I have been trying to find this movie for years. Could never remember enough details to get good search results. Watching now

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 He felt bad the next day and brought them back but they wouldn't take them because a newer edition came out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get horny for owenscorny

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having fired this type of gun, I can confirm, it doesn't fuck around. That is some serious power

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want to see a perfect loop of #2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use your hands unless you're a goalie and I don't see a net behind her. Soo....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My go to is "I'm terminally ill and I just want to get my affairs in order before I clock out."

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Wife told me to "take a relaxing bath" the other day and I had to show her how I can only bathe 1/2 of my body at once. Not very relaxing..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waddaya mean by dat dare, eh bud?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have the same swing and it was a godsend. She wouldn't fall asleep anywhere else(except on me or her mom) for the first 2-3 weeks.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter how it goes, if she asks, she did the best damn job any woman could. Brag about it to everyone and it'll make her day

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ghoti*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this idea has been shared so openly that if police found a dog they would just dig deeper.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Time together that she's asked me if I'd want to stay home instead. It's been a dream so far. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Literally just started this same thing. I was supposed to go back a few weeks ago but my wife and I have been having such an awesome 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Insulin sales?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've been through quite a bit and my least favorites were a window and a trampoline.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a recent 1st time father, can confirm #1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cnwtrsthm

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B for bridge

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also enjoy the hat flying in the other direction

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will be visiting that channel for sure. Thank you :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0