I’m a very angry virologist suffering from extreme fatigue and world idiocy in the middle of a global pandemic. I definitely hate you.
I’m a very angry virologist suffering from extreme fatigue and world idiocy in the middle of a global pandemic. I definitely hate you.
No, I’m aware that the game involved champions and money, but neither of which are worthy of faraday cages. It is still just chess.
Because it ain’t that deep. It’s just chess.
Yeah, and you’d be wrong. This was a very important socialization moment for the puppy.
If I had my way, I’d eat them everyday
I mean, you gotta appreciate a girl that doesn’t take herself so seriously that she can wild out to Baby Shark…
Right? It almost humanizes her
Clitoris. (2/2)
I bet if they weren’t in skinny jeans, but like yoga pants or loose pants it would’ve worked,
See. This has always been my question. Each day are we getting a new set of the previous days birds? Because that is so many fucking birds.
#5 but they come over and teach you how to use power tools appropriately without calling you “little girl.”
My dog loves thunderstorms b/c he loves ice, and it hails where I live. He must think God is blessing him with sky ice. Goes apeshit.
I also was fully aware and consented at time, so whatever. But also wtf, why is this so common? (4/4)
Fathom getting with a teenager, it’s not remotely appealing. I’m fine, I don’t need to talk, I was not abused (well, yes) but (3/?)
Current age and state of maturity all just crashed together to form the revelation of how absolutely fucked that was. Just ew. I can’t (2/?)
This is not a brag comment, but as a 30-something lesbian that had sex with several 30-something women when I was 15, this post and my (1/?)
Because 25% of 50 is not 10. 25% is the same as 1/4 12.5 * 4 = 50. 10*4 = 40. Now…20% of 50 is 10.
I didn’t know this was my dream. But now I do
PigeonBear, I choose you!
#21 could you imagine all the idgits that would flock for a new fleshlight?
Grandma’s purse full of Butterscotch candies and Werther’s would like to converse with you about that orange category…
I taught him to “throw that ass in a circle” and he spins around. It’s an endlessly amazing thing to say. GSDs are wicked smaht
I didn’t realize I taught my GSD hand signals with his verbal commands (I’m hand expressive), but he does those better than verbals. Also..
And some buses
The mixture of the Cameron Peak fire and COVID making the outside world the apocalypse last year was fucking brutal. Worst depression ever
I use to stuff my dogs pills into hot dogs, or wrapped them in Turkey, and he would always eat the meat and spit out the pill. Jerkwad
But really it just showed your arrogance. Not superior thinking. Please take a seat next time you think about insulting me.
I got your point, and your point was to explain that because stupid people believe it’s real, you can’t laugh because superior thinking…
Me = virologist. Me = able to enjoy joke outside it’s validity to the science. You = just a jerk.
Bruh, it’s jokes. Please remove the large stick from your ass and stop ruining them. It’s dumb.