DefectiveKeyboardMonkey

796 pts ยท March 7, 2023


You don't want the kids to catch "the gay" who knows what kind of hijinks they will get up to in close-quarters active shooter practice.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a house infested with butterflies.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Gritty old anime before it became moe bullshit and fanservice? Fuck yes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

14/10

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't Mythbusters do #3 though? Or am I misremembering.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How no other member of congress hasn't just called her a moron right in her face is a mystery to me.

3 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 0

This has a stink of incel funk to it.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Is that a metal band logo?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We have these at the store I work at. I haven't gotten around to trying them yet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jizz 4 Biden

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Or I guess I should have said a furrier Critter. I forgot that they had hair.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He kind of looks like a furry Critter.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. That's what I'm saying. Mothers are too busy for style, so you get substance.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm saying that this isn't "housewives work" because I doubt any housewife would take the time to do this pointless busy work.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I know my mom wouldn't have taken the time to shave off the white shit.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 Oh, floppy DISKS. I read that completely and horrifyingly wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pee in the bathtub. Much bigger target.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no problem with the public. But I have no desire to spoon with the public. Keep at least 4 feet away from me and we're good.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you know what? Fuck the planet. I'd pave a freeway with baby seal skulls not to have to use pubic transportation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

end up adding 20 minutes to your commute each way while getting more physical contact than an orgy. And the gain? The planet I guess. (cont)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you better not miss your stop or you might have to find a transfer in Stabville at midnight. If everything goes right, you will (cont)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that you don't want to talk to them, the person who smells like cheese, and the person who stares at you like a serial killer. (cont)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

transportation. It's like, hey, do you want to sit next to: the person who talks to themselves, the person who can't take the hint (cont)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not? It sure sounds like you are resolved to be a problem for all of the non-sardines. I can't see one positive for public (cont)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to. But I think that people who take public transportation should see one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not "preferences." I can't use public transportation. I'd shoot myself in the head before I did the public transportation thing again.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll try to convince my supervisor to do that. But I don't think that stocking shelves from home will work.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0