The way our credit system works is a PITA.
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That’s the most shocking thing you’ve eve— sigh. Never mind.
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Texas electric companies making variable rates sound like an ok idea for years
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Whooooosh
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Hit with those diamond hands
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Maybe he could ask the governor for clemency
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It’s like conservative Cinderella where it’s completely the opposite.
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Hey mom, I’m gonna go storm the Capitol. If you go you to the store can you make sure we have Hot Pockets?
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You know, you’re gonna be ok, Patriots. Look how resilient you are. <3
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I feel like the Babylon Bee doesn’t really get satire
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Capital police removing disabled protestors protesting changes to healthcare in 2017
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That’s what they should have done at the Capitol
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K but this one IS bad tho
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Not satire or said ironically
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Comrade kitteh sez eat moar borscht
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Lol no
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Instead you’re worried about how much power Hugo Chavez currently has and you think the Pope is a hologram
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Pretended to be America’s biggest fan
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It...died with...John Mcain...ok
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Had me really good for two weeks, not gonna lie.
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Not the MAGA! *boink*
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Sword, check. Shin guards, check. OK now on to shoes...
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Self-employment doesn’t count as income for the stimulus bill
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White nationalist and conservative children’s books starring Pepe and Rush L. about open carry and demon liberals are a thing
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Qanon fills a void for a lot of people who think the void doesn’t exist
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WSJ says Merry Christmas while acting as though they haven’t defended him anyway for decades.
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Accurate
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The GOP’s wet dream of dystopian wealth inequity
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Maybe the bananas could evolve to fit Amazon
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I just wish there were a way to show Bezos who’s boss
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I think this is just Face Swap.
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Wholesome AF.
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Why would it do that
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Maybe emotional well-being for most of America is overrated.
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Sliding into those DMs
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What’s the opposite of Occam’s Razor?
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Yeah where is Q?
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Did the same print job that jacked up ONE THIRD of mail in ballots in Tarrant county print Delaware’s? Same problem.
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?
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He is not my copilot for He is my comrade.
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There’s an easy fix to this.
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Give it like 9 months max.
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Ok but did y’all ever see this pic of Ted Cruz as a mime?
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Tucker approaching the point. So close ?
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Well well well...if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions.
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Oh shit.
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Have they considered learning to code and making their own coffee at home?
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The Patriots need like at least 2 third parties to vote in then. Maybe more.
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The laughing will stop eventually, pls don’t call an ambulance
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Sounds like worker protections would be invaluable in this very serious era of leftist “cancel culture”
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