DeepFriedColostomy

41903 pts ยท November 1, 2013


Fun fact: Discussing politics on the internet doesn't fix it. Posting maymays about how much you hate [X POLITICS CHARACTER] doesn't kill them. The only thing that is accomplished is the internet is further shitted up. End the bullshit, god damn. We're here for funny shit, not political autism. Banned 1/28/2019 for linking a Wikipedia article.

Looks like he and Usersub have something in common.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I desire to fly. This requires a jet. I require spacious leg room. I am carrying human spawn, I require feces, I need cheese for my egg.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much pot did you put in it?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Really weird bong.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs more Oddworld.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like you've got reef-er madness.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These snakes are obese and burms are solitary animals. This is just asking for fights, injuries, deaths. Stresses the shit out of them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have 5 and can vouch for it. I should post my shorttail python sometime. Thicc gurl.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dobsonian, eh? Does that mean it jerks off to inflation and draws mediocre art?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He sexually identifies as a Commodore 64 now. Shit's crazy.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feline sympathizers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recently learned that cats can actually prefer fucking kittens over adult cats. Cat pedophiles.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Burmese python.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your snake should have better manners than to play with its food.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gutloading feeder animals is a good way for them to provide extra nutrition to predators.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hope OP removes all the hats and stickers and stuff before feeding. That's a good way to impact your snake's intestines.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to get a sense of scale but for rats this size I'm guessing OP's feeding a decent-sized snake. Perhaps a blood python?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine too!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup. My snakes have eaten a lot of rats over the years.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When an asian furry enters the scene, does the Oriental Yiff play?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You should. Shouldn't be hard to find a copy, or you can always get the "special free edition".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's on the beach with Link, having just been washed ashore from the shipwreck. Link's Awakening was a damn good game.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Goatkcd is better.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That makes sense where it's a beloved pet being sold, but when it's people breeding rats to sell they're pointlessly excluding customers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably fine, just hard to tell through pics. They love places they can squeeze in tight, after all. Congrats on the good shed!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a B movie gore effect. Have a woman with a balloon full of it taped over her gut to make a bulge and she falls over bursting it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, look. It's every car I built in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even better version for OP: Autists gonna aut.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

social media has pictures of snakes. Seems like a very stupid way to do business, and maybe a form of discrimination. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Don't get it. "If you're gonna use as food don't tell me" would be reasonable, but I've seen rat sellers say they won't sell if your 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1