DeepBlueNothing

471805 pts ยท October 13, 2013


Hello beautiful people. If you came here and want to drop me a line, I'm always bored and interested in discussing any kind of random shit. Life's a garden, dig it!

That dawg is ready to party!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That poor squirrel is probably at the window crying that his stash has been compromised.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You're a shoe in for the best puns.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me as an adult: I want to be a kid again.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Just wish it wasn't always a bad dragon.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

No taxation without representation, either felons should be able to vote after they get out or they shouldn't have to pay taxes.

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 5

Reminds me of when Hulk Hogan slipped up and said he was "the right gay guy at the right place"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When real life is more preposterous than fiction we need comedians to make us laugh so we don't cry.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

As a Chicago resident her wearing a Jamiroquai hat would have been the coolest most in touch thing she did in her time as Mayor.

3 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 2

My Name is Earl

3 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

I completely forgot about Kids in the Hall, that was a great one.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kids in the Hall was also pretty great, somehow almost forgot about that one.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now 3rd Rock that was a fantastic show.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean I really like Letterkenny, Trailer Park Boys, and the Red Green show, but beyond that I'm not familiar with the rest of Canadian television.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It depicts nerds the way non-nerds and older people view them, overly obsessive to their interests, completely unaware of "normal" things, and socially inept. Which to be fair while not being the nicest portrayal is very true of many of us nerdier folk. I see it the same way King of the Hill portrays rednecks, or Married with Children portrayed lower middle class. It just hits different when a show targets your demographic with cheap jokes.

3 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 7

I'm used to it, every show had a laugh track before the 2000s and it still doesn't bother me. I'd rather a show not have one but it's ignorable.

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 5

I think it gets more hate than it deserves, it's an average American sitcom and I'd take it over 90% of the crap put out on network TV.

3 years ago | Likes 757 Dislikes 42

After my abusive ex I went a decade without a date, sometimes it takes a long time to realize they were the flawed one not you.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I'm rooting he takes down the entire party in a blaze of glor... Not glory, embarrassment.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I swear the Republicans have the weirdest fetishes, nobody talks about this kind of stuff so damn much and doesn't.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't believe I'm saying this but they were smarter, at least the KKK were smart enough to cover their face to avoid outing themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

The bare necessities.

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Our nation, a nation I presided over for four years is now a 3rd world country but but but I had nothing to do with that. /s

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ball and as one of the slower kids I really didn't get to do much. Once it got more structured I enjoyed the game more. (2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I eventually learned to enjoy it more, it was just frustrating as a 6 year old since there were no positions and everyone just ran to the (1

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey hey hey meat man what's your friggin power level.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The battle between an evil corporation and an evil governor, all I know is the only one losing is us.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I just figure if I'm going to drink something that's unhealthy I might as well drink the one that tastes better. Water is still the best.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Make some guac by smashing it.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0