Deegansaur

885 pts ยท March 5, 2013


Well... hi guys. I feel like I should say something witty, but.... nah.

Legit, it's happened with me too

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're gonna kill your cat!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, one question was answered: does the raccoon like watermelon?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High on Jesus

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to be a person. Then I got the surgery. Now I'm a cat person.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my city! Sadly, it had to be for this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I was eating.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is most definitely Kansas City

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His life was saved by rock 'n' roll.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He died yesterday, terribly sad news.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or is it just fantasy?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0 comments and 2,841 points? This is my chance! Um... Science bitch? I'm a little unprepared.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She should design guitars for pretty much all heavy metal guitarists.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday, Sir Paul!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn, artists can make art out of anything.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit, I was saving that ravioli for something!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Physical Graffiti, anyone?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the man riding the Amphibious bike Hitler?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might need this for a picture war.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a teen surrounded by this crap, I make fun of it on a daily basis.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I love Donald Glover's standup.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That smart mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it given live or dead?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, this is... Oh wait...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, at least you didn't spoil it.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, incredibly right, at that.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I went to go get some ass, Dad." -Nemo

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Castles made of sand fall in the sea. Eventually.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0