DeathMach2

17122 pts ยท September 22, 2012


I'm here to fuck bitches and browse imgur and I'm all out of bitches

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The risk he took was calculated. And man, he was good at math

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The answer to her question is "nachos"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but out walking and you walk past someone smoking aaand there he is

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what if now every time you have a craving you get a hard on?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

wait, this is a thing? ive always known that and also technically it is, longer its in the toster, the more smoke the smoke alarm finds

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He gave a shit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wont BELIEVE what the kid done next...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

aww, who's a cute little death machine?

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

that explains it in better detail that i'll link in a moment

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of course it has no violet, that is a combo of red and blue (the opposite end of the visible spectrum from each other, theres a good vid -->

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its efficient, in one end, out the other in one motion

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

just that the content in them is only suitable for those that the game is targeted for and older

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was raised where i wasn't allowed to play games i was too young for, but they have a rating for a reason, not like you'll go on rampages-.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and? if you're bellow the age limit for it, tough shit you're not getting in

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

no, i don't see that as being ok, if it's an 18 movie or game and you're underage you shouldn't watch it, it has the rating for a reason

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

that coffee will definitely be getting some cream then

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buddhman? Batha? Buddhabat? Enlightenbat?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iron it first?

11 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

i thought toastie was a universal term haha tmyk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the lovely place of Glasgow :) and you?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

put grated cheese on top of it then place in the grill, repeat on the flip side of the sandwich (now most likely a toastie)

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

floating, the ipad would be launched across the room at break neck speeds (literally)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love the guy moonwalking off the escalator

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey, you're getting mugged kid." "No you're getting mugged"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0