I had to fall to loose it all

9 years ago | 3 1

Mwah ha ha ha

9 years ago | 1 14

Finals mate. Finals. Plus I've been working on something special to be ready here soon

9 years ago | 1 0

Parker I said no. Unless you agree to my terms and conditions.

9 years ago | 2 0

Decepticons assemble. @Starscreen destroy @merlinshotyou

9 years ago | 4 29

I think you mean Megatron

9 years ago | 5 76

Woot woot, u military?

9 years ago | 2 0

That's one cool frog must be great at parties. Well, as the ice

9 years ago | 1 0

I see apple is hiring hit men

9 years ago | 1 0

They know that only the strength of teamwork will keep them from the Chinese restaurant

9 years ago | 1 0

So satisfying... just imagine if it was that hunk of a man Ryan Reynolds. What a man.

9 years ago | 1 1

His credit score went up to 720

9 years ago | 2 0

@op you broke the first 2 rules, see you this Wednesday under the bar. Don't freak out this time when Tyler talks to himself.

9 years ago | 2 0

^^^ amen brother

9 years ago | 1 0

I would still not walk it if it meant wearing these shoes. Deadpool loves ya

9 years ago | 1 0

42. But the question isn't clear. The question should be how many miles must a man walk.

9 years ago | 2 0

What is the answer to life and the univesre?

9 years ago | 1 0

Speaking of which, have you heard the audio book "the notbook" read by Dr. CLAW.

9 years ago | 1 0

Do you want this to be Facebook because this is how we make this Facebook

9 years ago | 1 0

keep room for jesus

9 years ago | 2 1

Spell check is an associate.... fuck I mean assistance..... God damn it ASSUMES.... SHIT A.S.S

9 years ago | 1 0

Don't make me call lifelock and animated ur rear-end

9 years ago | 2 0

Did he... did he touch you?

9 years ago | 5 0

SO thinks that one interaction that had pos vibes, leads to a long time bromance. So I have to make small talk, thank God for the beer.

9 years ago | 17 0

Forgot science

9 years ago | 4 0

I am currently in this predicament

9 years ago | 79 0