Deacold

87791 pts ยท November 21, 2011


Bored out of my skull, and need a job. I can bake and cook, but have a bad leg and I waddle around with my cane

Don't worry. She's 27

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Large human with scary camera approached them. They're trying to tell it that they're bigger and you shouldn't try to attack them.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's originally meant to distinguish friendlies for Russia's army, but is now the new Swastika

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

All of his episodes air on Twitch, btw

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still have my card, and am quite pleased with myself for signing up. My religious family? They're not so pleased.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then there's my side of the coin where I deal with gay guys who won't take to being called cute. So very annoying.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

If you know who Mr. Hands is. There's your answer. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years old if you go by the drawing/logo. 60, if you mean the person.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too real

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome! XD

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then you have teachers like my folks who've been going above and beyond for the last 20+ years. They're still loving it

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Here is your wizard robe, hat, wand, spells and complimentary beard. Now go attack the darkness with your Magic Missiles!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In gaming terms, it was a disadvantage on a few skill checks, and a couple feats were made useless. Was at the end of a campaign, but funny.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

In D&D, if a Fae says "May I have your attention?" and you say "Yes", it can give your players ADHD. Did that to mine. They hated it XD

4 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Let's see how long you last. Longest I've seen was 3 days

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When someone posts that image for a song the internet like

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 26

Could always go see your doc about that

4 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 6

Report for spam and move on, folks. Tis just an ad

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Go buy an ad slot

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Don't forget to soak your log in wood so you don't get hurt

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know what that is, and I'm surprised you lasted this long.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends if a police station is within spitting distance, if it's daytime, and which part of the city you're in.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless it has a promoted tag, it's just an ad that doesn't want to pay money to imgur

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Have a buddy who pulled his kid out of school and started home schooling him. All because of that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a face

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a comment removed 2 days ago for witnessing someone. Apparently, it's against ToS to name drop them, too

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0