DeTourGuide

4111 pts ยท February 16, 2012


That man loves you. Treasure it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're actually trying to explain that ASD is a spectrum to someone diagnosed with ASD? Really?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

As a professor, I know this trick. It will not save you. I have ways.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would actually love that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I died a little inside.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm with you guys. It was passable at best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is a solid Dad joke. I snorted extra hard.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There's one of these at Gatorland in Orlando.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a college professor, I lied. It's all on the test. AND it's in the surprise project I'll assign at the end of lecture. MUHAhaha!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because the secretary or security guard can lift a VAC ban? No dice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Understandable. Source - I understand.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

OP's a big fat phony. That's why.

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

This post is complete bull poop. Source - I've worked in 2 game studios, and 1 enterprise development studio in the last 10 years.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Actual software companies have security measures, a badge system, actual guards, etc to prevent "customers" from showing up at your desk.

11 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 2

No one will ever see this but, I did. :) Jan 31st was our 1 year anniversary.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sent this to a girl I liked years ago. We've been married for a year now. Thanks for the warm fuzzies from no where.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've watched this way longer than any NASCAR race.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is incredibly sad. The top 10 comments will all be jokes, but this is the saddest thing I've seen today.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yes not 100% safe if that was your point.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look up " torrent block list" love it and use it. You're welcome.

13 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 3

The conversation refers to the viral "What Men/Women do in the shower" joke circulating FB. Peeing, blowing one's nose into your hands etc..

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"I'm going to fit in by standing out" ~Everyone

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leave town.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for what I was going to say. Also, those of you who are all butthurt about "Japs" ... c'mon, really? Settle your guilty white ass down.

13 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 11

I hate you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's never enough.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny, apt, and hidden double entendre. +1 for you all damn day.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If only it worked this way. I lie my ass off to get women into bed anyway! Ha cause I'm not all alone! ... It's not working..

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm upvoting you because I don't think the down voters realize the double meaning in your post.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes because we all hate porn...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2