DavidPhantomatic

451 pts ยท November 16, 2012


That Zombie recipe is horrifying!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ridderall is having a strange effect on you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always thought it was a beard thing. For days, after camping, when I wash my face I get a whiff of smokey goodness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean like a dining room?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have not. While I did another pretty rad Jazzmaster, it's just not the same.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alamo Drafthouse is the only way to roll.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a bummer. I just raise a ticket and wait for my waiter to bring me one!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which one specifically??

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Ron...Ron....Ron...Ron Weasley!!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Any time, chief.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Yub Nub, champ.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's because they're paparazzi, not actual reporters. I'd imagine they have less than zero shame.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It should automatically be 5 years right off the bat and signing up for an animal cruelty registry, like a sex offender.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What bugs me about this post, is "IF convicted, may face UP TO five years in prison."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, mine is a 551.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way. Benchmade all the way!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But thank all you folks for the well wishes. I've called local pawn and guitar shops about this and have been browsing craigslist all day.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I called the police around 8:15 pm after I saw the window was busted. I didn't get a call back till I was back in San Antonio at about 1 am

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I wasn't expecting replies to this. I was just putting it up for the hosting to post on reddit. But thank you all for the well wishes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You monster. I'm at work, I've got things to do.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here we go, completed with the back and cover and all four sides.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I don't know how some of the pictures got lost in the upload. Like the cover and back, not to mention sides b and d.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everywhere.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Without Doug this post is incomplete.

12 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

That bar is in Austin and one of the main reasons I go bar hopping during SXSW.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My new job offers tuition reimbursement and this EXACTLY what I picture going back to school being like.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what would've happened if you had turned the dishwasher on...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Anybody else get the heart wrenching Budweiser ad before this video?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, no! A stranger on the internet is judging me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely stealing the word "shitlords," thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3