DataMonkeyNicki

12399 pts · July 2, 2015


Six blind elephants were discussing what men were like. After arguing they decided to find one and determine what it was like by direct experience. The first blind elephant felt the man and declared, 'Men are flat.' After the other blind elephants felt the man, they agreed.

You’re right, it’s probably € that’s more likely

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Bot jokes

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Imagine how disappointed I am - I thought this was going to be a Dayman/Nightman light switch by the end.

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*spagett

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Fart and move on, that’s what I always say

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v

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Ooo what about beets!!

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Sorry - *No Xi Jinping’s jinpinging out a Xi Jinping

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No Pooh’s pooing out a Pooh

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Lame

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This is the best!

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Wait which gender is supposed to be using the coin? I assumed it was for males to squeeze their boners asleep.

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New York is also not the city to be claiming persecution on level with the Jews. v

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#3 I bet he can’t wait to have whatever conversation is coming in the car ride home.

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Someone please edit to a gif of another arm grabbing his and slapping or finger gunning himself to death

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#2 is this a post heartbeat bill era joke?

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I crave star damage!!

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Just waaaaay more boobs in the recreation. Which make it funnier for Alice to get teased on in the photo.

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Who the fuck is coub?

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[scene from Jumanji where he rips a hole in kids pants for monkey tail].gif

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