DatSass

2185 pts · July 25, 2012


As a Californian, I wholeheartedly agree!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it as bee, point, tea, gassy.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I do this during Scrubs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pepperidge Farms remembers... but in all seriousness, no.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You fucking go, OP! I have trouble dressing myself, too. Take it one day at a time! Make up is tricky, but remember that less is more!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... some of my letters are written backwards. They start on the right and end on the left.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I did, too. My letters started on the right and ended on the left... I'm going to try and write normally. See what happens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I did, too. My letters started on the right and ended on the left... I'm going to try and write normally. See what happens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't know. I'd have to ask your mom about that one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I'm trying to remember my old English.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My left-handed calligraphy is pretty sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But... there's literal hand-holding in the artwork!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Welcome! I'm from a family of farmers! SO is a farmer, too! PM me! :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. My cousin has an undiagnosed form of NPD...only made worse by his father :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This got a healthy chortle out of me!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

127 hours

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No animal anus?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried an oreo dipped in pickle juice, and I wasn't completely grossed out....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched my fiancé trim the tree. We cuddled while I bitched. AND THEN WE FUCKED!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Apricot curb-stomps every other flavor!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I sang it :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WE'RE JEWS OUT IN SPAAAACE!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Eeeee! I just signed up! This is my first year! ...am I doing this correctly? Oh screw it, it's gonna be awesome!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm ugly crying worse than Kim K right now. Thanks for that, OP!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting because I want this to be a thing :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cudos to you, OP!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's 6 o' clock right now.... as an upstairs neighbor, I can confirm the noise. I'm not a horse, though, so I can't apologize for the noise.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kingdom Vagina

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAUSAGE GRAVY, PLEASE!!!! TO PUT ON TOP OF MY NEW BATCH OF BISCUITS!!! :D

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 5