Dashippy

45318 pts ยท February 22, 2014


I write books and publish them on Amazon. Check me out at http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00BIH0T50

We've entered the second phase where idiots who couldn't panic buy before are panic buying now. If that's you, please stop.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing God's work. My girlfriend is so getting that for her birthday.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I even saw one guy - not in the documentary - claim that it was just fake flat earthers trying to make real ones look bad.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I feel bad for Yong. Got the free "YouTuber" version but still got the nylon bag. They can't even bribe YouTubers properly.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That cat should have checked itself before it wrecked itself.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think for women masturbating IS the trick to making money on the internet.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

As someone who has watched almost every episode of Supernatural this is perfectly accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I actually did have a fridge in my bedroom. I had to put it on the landing when I needed more room.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Fuck Konami.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's just awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please tell me Superman being turned gay by pink kryptonite is an actual thing that happened.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#AllLightsMatter. What are you, racist?

10 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 3

Okay but how do you be thin? Take that, fatlogic.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

This is another joke that pedantry ruins for me. They gave up and changed a gigabyte to 1000 megabytes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Pretty much everything causes cancer.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spiderbro is protecting her car from thieves, that's all.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little bit.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

10/10 would duck

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was expecting the punchline to be that it evolved anyway. One of the evolutions happens when Eevee is loved enough.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

These are awesome but they do raise a very good question; what about the kids who aren't from Pallet Town? Do they have to go there first?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

People dress up as guns?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you consider that Wars is set in the past and Trek is in the future you could argue they are both set in the same universe.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what 42,015 years of inbreeding does to dogs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of those is not like the others.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You joke but I'm pretty sure my sisters did get pregnant because the other one did.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The cat is warning you to stay the fuck away if you know what's good for you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you mention this you'll get the job.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some guy is going to do that to his dick. I say that as a guy. It won't be me though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is taking the Principle Of Evil Marksmanship a little too far. That's an actual thing by the way.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hands up, don't shoot?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3