433 pts ยท June 12, 2015
OFFS, I thought the lizard was doing rolls on its own in the first one.
What the Duck?
Starting open office space soon. Told the boss I'm working from home more often. He said "Me too"
THIS is why millennials can't afford a house.
Damnit, I was fine until I saw Morgan Freeman. Now I'm reading everything in his voice!
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Yea, I saw National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...Those attic stars are evil.
My birb did that directly in to my bowl of Spaghetti-Os...The little spaz was orange for a week.
The Infinity Axe head.
"I choose you, Simmons!" -- Simons uses Lick...It's super effective!
That's not a hive, that's a freakin' city!
Someone tell the janitor to stop waxing the court with Elmer's.
Pure art...Till you run into it face first. Then it's panic and burn the forest down.
I dunno...Pizza has a 60 second rule in my house.
Ooo-de-lally
I can hear the screaming.
Stop leading with your head!!!
The style of shooting from the tip of the nose and center of the lips is called "Old English style". It's the way I was taught.
I read that as "Flaming ball"...oh well.
I just bunched them up in a forced ball and threw the whole mess in the corner.
Hey, how did you get a hold of my nightmare!!!??? Get back in my head!
"NOOOOOooooooooohwell...this is my life now"
No gnews is good gnews with gary gnu
Poor rat.
Dear god, I need that stuff for my bathroom!
Ok..."Uma Herman". Now the song "She wants to dance like Uma Therman" makes sense with that background music.
Kids are made of Nerf.
I've noticed 90% of motorcyclist acting unsafe by weaving through traffic. Far more morons on bikes than in cars.
OFFS, I thought the lizard was doing rolls on its own in the first one.
What the Duck?
Starting open office space soon. Told the boss I'm working from home more often. He said "Me too"
THIS is why millennials can't afford a house.
Damnit, I was fine until I saw Morgan Freeman. Now I'm reading everything in his voice!
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Yea, I saw National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...Those attic stars are evil.
My birb did that directly in to my bowl of Spaghetti-Os...The little spaz was orange for a week.
The Infinity Axe head.
"I choose you, Simmons!" -- Simons uses Lick...It's super effective!
That's not a hive, that's a freakin' city!
Someone tell the janitor to stop waxing the court with Elmer's.
Pure art...Till you run into it face first. Then it's panic and burn the forest down.
I dunno...Pizza has a 60 second rule in my house.
Ooo-de-lally
I can hear the screaming.
Stop leading with your head!!!
The style of shooting from the tip of the nose and center of the lips is called "Old English style". It's the way I was taught.
I read that as "Flaming ball"...oh well.
I just bunched them up in a forced ball and threw the whole mess in the corner.
Hey, how did you get a hold of my nightmare!!!??? Get back in my head!
"NOOOOOooooooooohwell...this is my life now"
No gnews is good gnews with gary gnu
Poor rat.
Dear god, I need that stuff for my bathroom!
Ok..."Uma Herman". Now the song "She wants to dance like Uma Therman" makes sense with that background music.
Kids are made of Nerf.
I've noticed 90% of motorcyclist acting unsafe by weaving through traffic. Far more morons on bikes than in cars.