DarthMouse

433 pts ยท June 12, 2015


OFFS, I thought the lizard was doing rolls on its own in the first one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the Duck?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starting open office space soon. Told the boss I'm working from home more often. He said "Me too"

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

THIS is why millennials can't afford a house.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit, I was fine until I saw Morgan Freeman. Now I'm reading everything in his voice!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea, I saw National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...Those attic stars are evil.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My birb did that directly in to my bowl of Spaghetti-Os...The little spaz was orange for a week.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Infinity Axe head.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I choose you, Simmons!" -- Simons uses Lick...It's super effective!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's not a hive, that's a freakin' city!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone tell the janitor to stop waxing the court with Elmer's.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pure art...Till you run into it face first. Then it's panic and burn the forest down.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno...Pizza has a 60 second rule in my house.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooo-de-lally

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I can hear the screaming.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop leading with your head!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The style of shooting from the tip of the nose and center of the lips is called "Old English style". It's the way I was taught.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as "Flaming ball"...oh well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just bunched them up in a forced ball and threw the whole mess in the corner.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, how did you get a hold of my nightmare!!!??? Get back in my head!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"NOOOOOooooooooohwell...this is my life now"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No gnews is good gnews with gary gnu

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor rat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear god, I need that stuff for my bathroom!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok..."Uma Herman". Now the song "She wants to dance like Uma Therman" makes sense with that background music.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kids are made of Nerf.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've noticed 90% of motorcyclist acting unsafe by weaving through traffic. Far more morons on bikes than in cars.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1