DarnNiceGuy

182635 pts · June 15, 2015


Something about myself.

Paige, no.

Points 17
Comments 11
Views 934

T shirt designs for a family trip to Orlando, but they get progressively more unhinged. I should not be trusted with the Cricut. Any other suggestions?

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 507

Oh nice, there's Starbucks in this Barnes and Noble.

Points 1515
Comments 95
Views 162549

Transitioning socially is all fun and games until you try to introduce yourself to someone and start crying instead.

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Comments 27
Views 1242

Original character DO NOT STEAL

Points 50
Comments 9
Views 2761

If it looks stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 669

Nightmare I had last night

Points 1616
Comments 111
Views 133361

Imgur's servers, functioning as designed

Points 71
Comments 10
Views 65142

The callousness of this quote is staggering until you realize that to a cop, killing a bunch of people because you were having "a really bad day" is a thing that can just happen sometimes.

Points 51
Comments 142
Views 1274

Everyone has always known it, but nobody ever says it.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 69

My DM posted the top meme in our campaign Facebook group. That's my character below. *chuckles* I'm in danger.

Points 64
Comments 16
Views 5478

Eric Trump came out as a member of the LGBTQ community on Fox and Friends this morning, so I think it's important to remember:

Points 25
Comments 29
Views 1358

Uh oh, a problem with Imgur's servers!

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 293

New Yorker cartoons with the punchline "Christ, what an asshole."

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Comments 1
Views 651

But that's none of my business.

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Comments 6
Views 7157

[AGREEABLE GRUNT]

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Comments 1
Views 1227

New users when 7-29 is their first day

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Comments 1
Views 75

I just formed a black metal band, we're called...

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Comments 3
Views 1798

Signatures and autographs that kind of look like... well...

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 265

Smokey and  Moosey: Bestest Best Frends 4 Lyfe

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 306

The Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) continues to be the only good government Twitter account.

Points 23
Comments 0
Views 705

Audio on

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 964

July 29th

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Comments 4
Views 1200

Can everyone mute themselves please?

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 1598

Of all shows to accurately predict the future, I never would have bet on the 2001 superhero sitcom The Tick.

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 491

I will not apologize for bringing this monstrosity into the world.

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 159

In every job there comes a moment when you realize your boss is just as much of a slacker as you are.

Points 5077
Comments 225
Views 156991

Put a ring on it

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 100

Do you want college students to develop a face mask fetish? Because this is how you get college students developing a face mask fetish.

Points -4
Comments 3
Views 635

Christmas AND Fetish Friday? Okay. Have some sexy Grinches.

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 300

I worked too hard on this dumb joke

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 130

Wear a face shield, but make it fashion.

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 780

Remember the horse-girl you made fun of in school? She grew up hot!

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 68

My 12th favorite for Imgur's 12th birthday

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 621

Please note that handwashing will remove the cause, but not the symptom

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Comments 1
Views 314

Parents, warn your children about the dangers of Shrimp Tree.

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Comments 6
Views 656

What frightens a master of horror?

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Comments 3
Views 4326

My 11th favorite:  My girlfriend spent twenty minutes playing in this box, running around and dancing.. I then saw the company which the box belonged too and thought it was fitting..

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 158

·sǝʇɐW ʻsɐɯʇsᴉɹɥꓛ ʎɹɹǝW

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 514

*Animal Crossing villager noises*

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 458

We've had to reschedule our wedding twice and we're getting real sick of it.

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 308

Alright, we get it already.

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 274

MRI scan of a person watching a ping pong match

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Comments 169
Views 125658

Am chimkin

Points 1602
Comments 51
Views 87945

On the one hand, I vote on my way home from work, it doesn't matter if they're out of "I VOTED!" stickers. On the other hand...

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Comments 6
Views 834

I see what they were going for with the new Bat-Logo, but they really missed the target (too soon?)

Points 100
Comments 8
Views 3992

There is no heterosexual reason for Velma to know this.

Points 2133
Comments 143
Views 85685

Whoever invented this should go jail. I'm not sure why, but I'm pretty sure it's a crime.

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Comments 12
Views 1316

"Master Bruce, perhaps if you melted it down and reforged it into the SHAPE of a bat it would be more imposing, aesthetically."

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Comments 3
Views 566
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