DarkChildOne

314677 pts ยท May 22, 2013


OP Delivered! Here she is http://imgur.com/lBSVYfC She was 8lbs 5.2oz and 20 inches long. Born 12/31/2013

I found a gold nugget in a box of fabric I bought at auction.

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Ms. Frizzle: keeping murder scientific.

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I got that bitch some lotion. Bitches love lotion.

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...and badly kerned.

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While butchering some of my chickens, i noticed one had wing claws.

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How i feel using a breast pump.

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Golden Retriever/Husky! I need one!

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I tried to take a picture of dead flying ants on my dads car and got a "Remember our fallen" picture instead.

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It's time we had a new Santa Claus! I nominate this guy!

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This is beautiful.

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Someone is about to Get Lucky.

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How I feel as a new mother.

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Indescribable feeling

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Merry Christmas from Oklahoma

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I'll'll see your Ninja Turtle and Charmander footie pajamas, and raise you a Pumpkin King!

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Dad knows whats up (OC)

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So our friend offered to take our family pictures. I've not even mad.

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The polar bear on my can has a creepy face.

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I'm currently suffering through a cold.

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We need to do this.

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Pumpkin King is a new daddy.

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Everyones reaction if Yahoo! buys Imgur.

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*male presence intensifies*

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Ducks are so last week. Meet Big Bird! My 9 week old chicken.

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I would adopt him so hard!

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Don't wake mom before 8am on Christmas!

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So much want!

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I would adopt him so hard!

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Yep.

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Aw yissss

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"Hells yeah! This is my jam!"

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*exhales loudly*

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Don't use dirty "neddles!"

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Avatar Extras gem!

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How it feels to be 8 months pregnant

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Sweet dreams.

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It's LNI somewhere!

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As the spouse of a dyslexic, we both giggled.

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All of the internet.

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One way trip to the naughty list!

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Watching things get Downvoted in real time:

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Pretty much Oklahoma right now.

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As a woman, I see no downside.

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Yep.

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*witty title*

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I found the rocking chair for the nursery!

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MRW my kids bang on the bathroom door after I've locked it for a shower.

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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to business" without wanting to defeat the Huns.

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Hey Imgur, what deliciousness can I make with 20 pounds of oranges?

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Great scott!

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Why you should let me touch your butt

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My Reddit secret Santa gift came in! Thank you, complete stranger!

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