I found a gold nugget in a box of fabric I bought at auction.
Ms. Frizzle: keeping murder scientific.
I got that bitch some lotion. Bitches love lotion.
...and badly kerned.
While butchering some of my chickens, i noticed one had wing claws.
How i feel using a breast pump.
Golden Retriever/Husky! I need one!
I tried to take a picture of dead flying ants on my dads car and got a "Remember our fallen" picture instead.
It's time we had a new Santa Claus! I nominate this guy!
This is beautiful.
Someone is about to Get Lucky.
How I feel as a new mother.
Indescribable feeling
Merry Christmas from Oklahoma
I'll'll see your Ninja Turtle and Charmander footie pajamas, and raise you a Pumpkin King!
Dad knows whats up (OC)
So our friend offered to take our family pictures. I've not even mad.
The polar bear on my can has a creepy face.
I'm currently suffering through a cold.
We need to do this.
Pumpkin King is a new daddy.
Everyones reaction if Yahoo! buys Imgur.
*male presence intensifies*
Ducks are so last week. Meet Big Bird! My 9 week old chicken.
I would adopt him so hard!
Don't wake mom before 8am on Christmas!
So much want!
I would adopt him so hard!
Yep.
Aw yissss
"Hells yeah! This is my jam!"
*exhales loudly*
Don't use dirty "neddles!"
Avatar Extras gem!
How it feels to be 8 months pregnant
Sweet dreams.
It's LNI somewhere!
As the spouse of a dyslexic, we both giggled.
All of the internet.
One way trip to the naughty list!
Watching things get Downvoted in real time:
Pretty much Oklahoma right now.
As a woman, I see no downside.
Yep.
*witty title*
I found the rocking chair for the nursery!
MRW my kids bang on the bathroom door after I've locked it for a shower.
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to business" without wanting to defeat the Huns.
Hey Imgur, what deliciousness can I make with 20 pounds of oranges?
Great scott!
Why you should let me touch your butt
My Reddit secret Santa gift came in! Thank you, complete stranger!