My username was made right after I completed "The last of us". I was imagining a clicker (zombie like creature from the game), all neatly dressed with a top hat and a monocle.. Now everyone seems to think I'm sitting here, clicking my mouse, all gentlemanly and British.. I don't even have a mouse, I use a touchpad. And while we're at it, I'm actually Danish. Now you know.
I feel like it is (or at least, should be) equal to "girls just wanna have fun".. just something to say when boys/girls are having weird fun
You'd have to be pretty hungry, to try and eat an agave plant..
I feel like something should be done to teach the cat that this is wrong.. but damn, if I wouldn't have pissed myself laughing.
That's exactly what I thought! My god woman, lead with your hands if you're in doubt.
This is the fucking worst! It's going to suck, and I'm sorry for you, mate. Remember the love, laughs and good times! ❤️
Somebody called me handsome man, or pretty boy. It's not flattering, when you know there is an agenda behind the words. 3/3
By women (and men) who wanted to sell me massages, ping pong shows, suits etc. By the end, I just got annoyed whenever 2/
This is true. I used to think I'd love the compliments/attention, until I went to Thailand. I got catcalled in all sort of ways 1/
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit fourth grade they got the Discovery channel, don't they?
This is exactly the amount of idiotic humor and cuteness I come to this website for!
Wasn't this an actual story in the US? Or something like a mom getting arrested for abandoning her kids, after being taken to the hospital?
This was the gif I went to the comment section to find. Hats off to you, random internet person.
Thanks for saying this. I was trying to wrap my head around how you'd rotate a building still connected with metal tubes in the ground.
I might be dumb, but.. Why would blinding light disappear? Wouldn't it just be even more blinding with the snow?
"I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS!?!?... p-please?"
I mean, I don't particularly mind the American news. I find them interesting, but I'm primarily here to laugh, not for news.
Is.. is this what British people have been doing with dentists all along?
#5 "ten hundred thousand likes".... Do you mean, a million?
Dude... Nej! ?
It is.. dat pussy ded ??♂️
This looks like something straight out of Horizon Zero Dawn
Is there a bit of Danish* in you? No? Would you like some? (*Needs to be done with your nationality, to a foreigner)
And reserve education only for those wealthy enough to afford it (or lucky enough to get a grant).
It is baffling to me how a country can pride itself on equality of opportunity, yet deny it's citizens of basic needs like healthcare 1/2
Seriously though I've blanked on her name for ages.. Does anyone have a friend who knows?
That is fucking stupid and I love it. Thanks.
I just named your penis.