I hope if I ever get into some controversy years from now, when people try to dig-up dirt from my past, they find this bio and feel somewhat foolish that 2018 me anticipated them.
I hope if I ever get into some controversy years from now, when people try to dig-up dirt from my past, they find this bio and feel somewhat foolish that 2018 me anticipated them.
Uhhh, I need an adult
“Would you hit this tiny cream-puff for 1 bajillion dollars?”
Can’t believe Superman came in and just blew-up Isengard while Goku watched, fucking Mary Sue
I feel like you can almost see Ewan McGregor struggle not to smile while saying that line
It’s not nice to refer to people as “it.”
The “incorrect” part is that they aren’t GoT quotes
Gravity Falls on Disney
I don’t really like ginger ale
“I mean, what an asshole.”
Fucking hell, it’s Violet as in “shrinking violet,” like someone who puts up emotional barriers when around people and tries to go unnoticed
The characters in these comics always look like they’re looking past whoever they’re talking to, never looking at them or making eye contact
“Yeah, but we only have twelve parsecs.”
B o n d w i t h m e J i m m y
#36 “But who would destroy *South* Galaxy?” “probably someone with a really big power level”
...to achieve their own personal goals. Yeah he messed up, by I can sure as hell understand why. 2/2
The two most important women in his life were killed by people who supposedly loved them, but felt they “had” to kill them 1/2
#4 Or get crippling anxiety because it will never seem good enough
#41 And that’s how he got her to get the damn burrito herself
*Gavin screaming*
T U E S D A Y S
#14 For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?
To be fair, how exactly are you supposed to respond when someone tells you their girlfriend became the moon? “Yeah man, it do be like that”?
RavenRavenRaven on Tumblr
Had one of those last year. It was delicious.
“Hey kid, eat this hair. It’ll give you soooperpowers. DoN’t TeLl NoBoDy...”
He has another Tumblr: ipaiwithmylittleeye. It has some... less softcore stuff
#15 All of those seem like terrible writing tips. They seem more like copouts meant to substitute for creativity
#13 Excuse you, Kingdom Conquest II had some actual combat, not just tapping and directing units
So, the PS4 Pro has a red bar in its screen?
I struggled with #7 for a bit because I was thinking “peck-on” not “peek-an”