Dankking

29089 pts · November 27, 2018


Member Since April 2013.

You don’t understand…. It doesn’t end with hot dogs. You make them the hot dogs and they take half a bite and then they tell you they actually wanted Mac and cheese and it continues until you end up feeding them Mac Donald’s fries and chicken nuggets by the end of it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can y’all be adult titans? Be a little less weird for me /s

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They killed a turtle alive? That’s wayyy worse than killing a dead turtle/s +1

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 18

That’s how I lick envelopes

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He’s got the 1000 yard stare

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just my wife and kids……….. well shit

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ga if not jiff

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pronounce it “ahh mm gerr “ some say “iim ger” I’ve once herd some call it “iima ger”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why’s this sped up tho?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’ll just file bankruptcy and open another company doing the same thing with a slightly different name

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s this at? anchorage?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions!!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silicon Valley does the best portrayals of ceos and execs.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

God is the sun tho. Without the sun we wouldn’t be here. All hail the sungod

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Bull shit let’s do a side by side

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rumors used to be fun… like Marilyn Manson got ribs removed to suck his own dick. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean. I kiss my kids on the head but I wouldn’t kiss a strangers head.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“God damn it dick I said I was retired….. but that one coyote that got away has come back you say? And he gained recruits. I swore I’d never go back. I lost a piece of myself. Maybe I’ll find it if I finish this one last job. Alright dick. What’s the plan” - Dog

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also I make roughly 100k. I probably take home 60-70k after taxes and union dues. It’s good money and I’m grateful for what i have. That said it’s really not a lot. Like we aren’t struggling but we aren’t rich either. Like at all.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Said the owner to his dog

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soooo. We should just use guns to preform abortions… hear me out. Republicans are cool with kids getting shot so even if they think it’s a full grown baby you got there there’s nothing they’re gonna do. Also liberals who are afraid of guns might choose not to get that abortion after all. It’s a catch 22. Republicans would also like it because no way dems would come after guns if it meant banning abortions.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So how come it didn’t become park of Kansas? Like how was it decided it would become Oklahoma? Was money involved?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also choose this woman’s dead husband.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is that guy tho? He looks like he’s been in a movie. Has that familiar look I can’t place tho.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya. And not in a good way

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ya can’t take public transportation because the truck I drive has all the tools on it and I goto a different place everyday

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Keeping everyone poor is a form of population control. Less and less are having kids. I doubt the population will decrease enough to save the planet but that just means they’re gonna turn up the heat. Pun intended.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But now the grandkids can have a place to spend the night. God…. Won’t you people ever think about the rich!!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0