DankShitHawk

7682 pts ยท May 1, 2017


Goddammed socialist canadian provincial governments, right?

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

Fool you once shame on the horse, two or more times, you need a shrink

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nevermind, that's just mean. My wit does the heavy lifting for my shit personality, but my wit is also shit.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What this guy said, just replace 'cup of coffee' with 'black tar heroin', and 'once a day' whenever you feel anything. No more problems.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

The ones on the tail end up going so much further then the ones on the fins

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Related: Bill Burr's Phillidelphia Incident

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

"Ow ow, oh fuck me, shit shit shit. Ahhh, fuck. *blows raspberry* jesus Christ. .." That's what I would say

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cuddles

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CONSPIRACY!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah thank fuck for the arrows, would have been completely lost

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

What happens when you give a kid encouragement without any disapline l.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

Nevermind, you meant she's evil.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the noun form of good, like good and evil. You can 'do good', but if you're good at something, you do something well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

All purpose problem solver

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Each state gets 2, so vacant land with forty people (wyoming, republican) has as much senate power as tens of millions in Cali (dem)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, motherfucker, learn adverbs gooder

8 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 10

"Huh, a can of beans. My backpacks empty, but I'm already full." *leaves it behind

8 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 0

$50 and bottle of vodka tattoo vs $15000 tattoo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I like health care, and not being shot at on the drive to work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know slavery is legal is US prisons right? Not butt stuff, actual work for pennies slavery, making clothes and crap. 'Erica's all fucked

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Well, I live in a country where I have literally never had to think about the possibility of having to kill people to atain personal safety

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do you have a fire extinguisher in your car? That might be more useful than a glock

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Somehow I think you live in the country that assumes everyone else has worse off than you because you're "number 1"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Excuse me for not taking firearms advice from a club for 10 year olds

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 23

Raining out, don't want to get wet

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've always considered people that wear snuggies as disabled.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

"They all wanted nothing to do with me" title of my sex tape

8 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 1

Yeah, in what shithole country do you need to constantly be packing heat just to get to McDonald's?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 26

That's neet, but what if we live in countries where we don't need to shoot at people on the drive to work?

8 years ago | Likes 961 Dislikes 195