7682 pts ยท May 1, 2017
Goddammed socialist canadian provincial governments, right?
Fool you once shame on the horse, two or more times, you need a shrink
Nevermind, that's just mean. My wit does the heavy lifting for my shit personality, but my wit is also shit.
What this guy said, just replace 'cup of coffee' with 'black tar heroin', and 'once a day' whenever you feel anything. No more problems.
The ones on the tail end up going so much further then the ones on the fins
Related: Bill Burr's Phillidelphia Incident
"Ow ow, oh fuck me, shit shit shit. Ahhh, fuck. *blows raspberry* jesus Christ. .." That's what I would say
The cuddles
CONSPIRACY!!!
Yeah thank fuck for the arrows, would have been completely lost
What happens when you give a kid encouragement without any disapline l.
Nevermind, you meant she's evil.
That's the noun form of good, like good and evil. You can 'do good', but if you're good at something, you do something well.
https://thinkprogress.org/its-just-dressed-up-slavery-america-s-shadow-workforce-rises-up-against-prison-labor-e8ee1b5a8738/
All purpose problem solver
Each state gets 2, so vacant land with forty people (wyoming, republican) has as much senate power as tens of millions in Cali (dem)
Well, motherfucker, learn adverbs gooder
"Huh, a can of beans. My backpacks empty, but I'm already full." *leaves it behind
$50 and bottle of vodka tattoo vs $15000 tattoo
But I like health care, and not being shot at on the drive to work
You know slavery is legal is US prisons right? Not butt stuff, actual work for pennies slavery, making clothes and crap. 'Erica's all fucked
Well, I live in a country where I have literally never had to think about the possibility of having to kill people to atain personal safety
Do you have a fire extinguisher in your car? That might be more useful than a glock
Somehow I think you live in the country that assumes everyone else has worse off than you because you're "number 1"
Excuse me for not taking firearms advice from a club for 10 year olds
Raining out, don't want to get wet
I've always considered people that wear snuggies as disabled.
"They all wanted nothing to do with me" title of my sex tape
Yeah, in what shithole country do you need to constantly be packing heat just to get to McDonald's?
That's neet, but what if we live in countries where we don't need to shoot at people on the drive to work?
Goddammed socialist canadian provincial governments, right?
Fool you once shame on the horse, two or more times, you need a shrink
Nevermind, that's just mean. My wit does the heavy lifting for my shit personality, but my wit is also shit.
What this guy said, just replace 'cup of coffee' with 'black tar heroin', and 'once a day' whenever you feel anything. No more problems.
The ones on the tail end up going so much further then the ones on the fins
Related: Bill Burr's Phillidelphia Incident
"Ow ow, oh fuck me, shit shit shit. Ahhh, fuck. *blows raspberry* jesus Christ. .." That's what I would say
The cuddles
CONSPIRACY!!!
Yeah thank fuck for the arrows, would have been completely lost
What happens when you give a kid encouragement without any disapline l.
Nevermind, you meant she's evil.
That's the noun form of good, like good and evil. You can 'do good', but if you're good at something, you do something well.
https://thinkprogress.org/its-just-dressed-up-slavery-america-s-shadow-workforce-rises-up-against-prison-labor-e8ee1b5a8738/
All purpose problem solver
Each state gets 2, so vacant land with forty people (wyoming, republican) has as much senate power as tens of millions in Cali (dem)
Well, motherfucker, learn adverbs gooder
"Huh, a can of beans. My backpacks empty, but I'm already full." *leaves it behind
$50 and bottle of vodka tattoo vs $15000 tattoo
But I like health care, and not being shot at on the drive to work
You know slavery is legal is US prisons right? Not butt stuff, actual work for pennies slavery, making clothes and crap. 'Erica's all fucked
Well, I live in a country where I have literally never had to think about the possibility of having to kill people to atain personal safety
Do you have a fire extinguisher in your car? That might be more useful than a glock
Somehow I think you live in the country that assumes everyone else has worse off than you because you're "number 1"
Excuse me for not taking firearms advice from a club for 10 year olds
Raining out, don't want to get wet
I've always considered people that wear snuggies as disabled.
"They all wanted nothing to do with me" title of my sex tape
Yeah, in what shithole country do you need to constantly be packing heat just to get to McDonald's?
That's neet, but what if we live in countries where we don't need to shoot at people on the drive to work?